Uri Tenpo Quotes

Sage-like quotes of Comrade Uri Tenpo 


  • Uri Tenpo is not a man. Uri Tenpo is a movement. 
  • What kind of child "permanently quits" Youtube---6 times!!!??? 
  • Have you gotten your baka-chin-ation for the deadly Marcovid23 Virus? 
  • Are you sure? Better be sure before lipping off...
  • Tabasco Sauce has no place on pizza margherita.  
  • You shouldn't have your mom fight your battles for you.
  • Don't feature narcissistic shrines to yourself in music videos.
  • Marc Lowe is musically guitarded.
  • Dark Shroud Records doesn't make records and has no physical address. It is a boiler room operation on CD-R.
  • No close-up shots of physical deformities, and / or bodily excrement.  (Google, YouTube, and facebook do not approve of physical deformities)
  • A musician who RESPECTS music, instrumentation, and production quality might get the respect of his audience. Those are professional qualities, but does not make them a pro or a true artist.  A narcissistic child man who can't handle criticism and mistakes himself for a professional is a simpleton, hacker, and sore loser.
  • Just because you say it's good doesn't make it good.
  • Marc Lowe is musically keytarded.
  • There are probably good reasons for the small audiences and lack of likes.
  • While Democrats are getting BJs in the OO, Republicans get shit done.
  • Quality before quantity. 
  • It's 2021 and Marc Lowe still sucks. Biden can't change that. 
  • Skill before bravado. 
  • Don't sleep with your bassist(s). 
  • PB4UGO2BED
  • Cuomo is going to use exposure to Marc Lowe's music as an excuse.