2021年7月6日火曜日

Donald Trump presents The Marc Lowe Point's Jeremy Stein with new CD-R

Longtime fan and supporter of good music, President Donald Trump, the greatest leader ever forever, recently presented The Marc Lowe Point lead singer Jeremy Stein with a newly burned Presidential CD-R entitled DONALD SINGS. This professionally made CD was recorded in a real studio on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, where it was recorded by Coleman Buckmaster, a producer extraordinaire for Pakalolo Records. 

The Marc Lowe Point, or TMLP as they are also known as, had their humble beginnings on the Hawaiian Luau Circuit. It was on Oahu that The Donald discovered TMLP and persuaded Jeremy Stein to bring his band stateside to play in his Atlantic City hotel lounges. 

Frequent guests of The White House, TMLP were delighted to receive DONALD SINGS from the greatest President ever to walk God's Great Green Earth.

Nice guys that they are, The Marc Lowe Point has, in turn, presented Uri Tenpo with seven signed cassette tape copies of this magnificent and rare CD-R. 

Seven lucky card carrying members have a chance to win these cassette tapes. To enter, simply leave 1000 #marclowesucks hashtags on social media and seven lucky winners will be chosen. Operators are standing by. But wait, there's more. Leave 1001 #marclowesucks hashtags and we'll throw in a set of Ginsu Knives.


2021年7月5日月曜日

Every award winning film's soundtrack features music by NOT MARC LOWE

Comrades! Have you ever noticed that every award winning film's soundtrack and score features music by real musicians. Yes. They feature music by NOT MARC LOWE. This is a winning formula for soundtrack sales and for keeping the audience in their seats and not holding their ears while screaming and running out of the movie theater's emergency exits.

A look at his live "performance" where he was out sung by a heckler, while most entertaining for the viewer, also illustrates precisely why this "music" is not used on soundtracks.

And, this lovely video clearly shows why his "instrumental music" is also not suitable for soundtracks, but is a wonderful argument for an insane plea should he ever be arrested for his musical crimes.

Uri Tenpo is not a man! Uri Tenpo is a movement! 

Join us in the quest to promote fun parodies and real music by real musicians.

Merry Cinco de Julio Amigos!!!

2021年6月24日木曜日

The Marc Lowe Point - Tokyo Live - 2021

Greeting comrades and comradettes and comra(confused idiots)!

It is I, Uri Tenpo, here to remind you that Uri Tenpo is a movement. 

Also, it is with a happy heart and light as a feather soul, I am pleased to announce The Marc Lowe Point is going to tour Tokyo this summer. The Marcovid23 Virus didn't stop Japan from accepting bribes from Tel Aviv to hold the transgender Olympiad, so why should it stop TMLP from touring The Big Mikan of Tokio (aka The Marcovid23 Mecca of the Orient)?

TMLP has never appeared on a fake record label like Dark Shroud Records which is purported to be a boiler room operation and slave labor CD-R burning sweat shop currently located in a slum of Tokyo. They had humble roots on the Hawaii Luau Circuit and played many exuberant shows enhanced with good tunes and nice pakalolo. 

Also, with great pleasure (pleasure unknown to fake musicians who can't hold a tune, hold down a job, or maintain a family) Uri Tenpo announces that TMLP is on the verge of signing with the greatest record label in history.

Stay very safety. Drive very safety. Sexuality safety. And, wear earplugs when within 1km of a Marc Lowe pay to play "concert" at a coffee house.

Dyslexic UTM Comrades of the World --- UNTIE!


2021年4月29日木曜日

Prickly Succulent Publishing to release new children's book

Prickly Succulent Publishing to release new children's book in celebration of Golden Week Toxic With Marcovid 23 Virus. The book is a heartfelt tale of a genius child man who cries when people don't buy his poorly produced noise he markets as music on his fake record label. The New York Times and other woke newspapers are sure to list this book at the top of their bestseller charts.

Marc Lowe Dark Shroud Records
Marc Lowe Dark Shroud Records


2021年4月1日木曜日

"Japan's Marcovid23 Virus Spike Caused By Exposure To Marc Lowe Music" - The Daily Hebrew

Greetings  to our UTM comrades in the great Biden Banana Republic, the premier suburb of Tel Aviv. It is with a heavy heart and an iron fist that we must report that thousands of innocent Japanese are suffering and dying due to exposure to the noise marketed as music by Marc Lowe on his fake record label Dark Shroud Records. 

Reputable international news organizations such as The Daily Hebrew have reported that Japan's Marcovid 23 Virus spike is directly linked to exposure to the horrible sounds he calls his music. The fact that Marc Lowe has recently released music on streaming services and video hosting sites directly coincides with the rapid increase of those infected and those who died from the deadly Marcovid23 Virus. 

Stay safe out there, comrades. Remember, Uri Tenpo is not a man, Uri Tenpo is a movement. More importantly, remember to protect yourselves from the musical diarrhea of Marc Lowe by keeping your Kitakyushu engineered Toto Toilet lids closed. Keeping the lid close will help prevent the spread of his crap into the air. 


Marc Lowe - Creator of Marcovid23 Virus


2021年3月9日火曜日

Did you get those Europe, Asia, and Americas gigs? With Joe permanently on your unit (your black nail?) you must've made millions! Maybe after Marcovid23 Virus runs its course Marc Lowe and his amazing lyrics and eunuchs can make some kosher shekels singing about fungal nails. Why are you in Tokyo again? 


2021年3月2日火曜日

Marc Jeremy Lowenstein

 

This is the official Uri Tenpo Movement page. Please join us if you so wish.


Important note: Videos by Marc Lowe, This Dark Shroud, Laughing Moon

 (obviously Marc’s homage to his favorite gay bar, the one that promises to film 

your encounter and then reneges), and other fake accounts are, well, all fake. 

 

They are run by Marc Jeremy Lowenstein, an ex-Jersey wannabe boy who got 

fired from his paltry university job (a contract job at best) in the worst part of Fukuoka. 

He thinks he is the next Lady Gaga, but his sense of fashion and make-up is not 

only funny, but it is purely idiotic and sick. I'm not sure what his problem is, but he 

seems to be obsessed with himself. I think he needs to get laid. By a girl next time. 


In any case, we love the fact that YouTube ignores his Hebrew entitlement requests to 

delete legitimate channels, but there are no people who watch his videos here, so he 

will maintain a page for his own self-gratification. He would much prefer it if you watch 

more popular videos by TMLP. Thank you for breeding and screwing.