2022年9月19日月曜日

Pretend musician MARC LOWE as Bruce Lee in GAY OF DEATH

Pretend musician MARC LOWE as Bruce Lee in GAY OF DEATH

Well, it appears that Uri Tenpo Productions will be making a movie.  The film is a kung-fu movie parody and will feature a caricature of pretend musician Marc Lowe as a Bruce Lee like character.  GAY OF DEATH will most likely be an animated film with illustrations by pro LGBT artist Prickly Succulent and other artists involved in the Uri Tenpo Movement.  An amazing score and soundtrack is sure to accompany the movie as UTP only uses pro musicians who are real musicians and actually know how to play their instruments and compose quality music.  Fans of Bruce Lee and people who dislike pretend musicians on pretend record labels are encouraged to contribute to the project by recommending shooting locations, supporting actors, voice actors, animation studios, etc.  Support the arts.  Don't enable idiots and poseurs.  


#FAF Life 4-Ever !!!    #marclowemusicfreezone

2022年9月12日月曜日

Pretend Musician Marc Lowe to marry...HIMSELF at Black Nail Narcissism Chapel

 

"Listening to my own music again because I'm a narcissist.  This year's barbershop quartet of poop and dung experimentally ill albums, decomposed on to one six pack of Butt Wiser Beer, three hours, thirty three minutes, thirty three seconds too long.  Via Apple Tree now for the forty first time.  Sex Symposium for the entrails of the world.  Whenever I submit an LP, which is just about twice a day, sometimes three times, and they are less than eight tracks, despise the length of the tracks, or my phallic release, Apple Tree automatically tags it with Shite, even when it goes into the Feces category, or in this case constipations.  I will have the tag removed soon, as I always do, but I am a fool and it will take you three hours thirty three minutes and thirty three seconds to wipe your ears of the musical shite.  You might think of this as the soundtrack to a prison sentence, in, say, Alcatraz or Foo Choo Kay Moo Show.  Or else, don't think.  I don't think, duh!  Just close your eyes and hopefully it will go away.  Headphones recommended so as not to contaminate the ears of innocent bystanders."  Interview with pretend musician Marc Lowe by Prickly Succulent via peyote induced vision.  Maybe not 100% accurate, but not far off!  Cherokee visions are intense!!!
Pretend Musician Marc Lowe to marry...HIMSELF at Black Nail Narcissism Chapel



"Listening to my own music again because I'm a narcissist. This year's barbershop quartet of poop and dung experimentally ill albums, decomposed on to one six pack of Butt Wiser Beer, three hours, thirty three minutes, thirty three seconds too long. Via Apple Tree now for the forty first time.

Sex Symposium for the entrails of the world.

Whenever I submit an LP, which is just about twice a day, sometimes three times, and they are less than eight tracks, despise the length of the tracks, or my phallic release, Apple Tree automatically tags it with Shite, even when it goes into the Feces category, or in this case constipations. I will have the tag removed soon, as I always do, but I am a fool and it will take you three hours thirty three minutes and thirty three seconds to wipe your ears of the musical shite.

You might think of this as the soundtrack to a prison sentence, in, say, Alcatraz or Foo Choo Kay Moo Show. Or else, don't think. I don't think, duh! Just close your eyes and hopefully it will go away. Headphones recommended so as not to contaminate the ears of innocent bystanders."

Interview with pretend musician Marc Lowe by Prickly Succulent via peyote induced vision. Maybe not 100% accurate, but not far off! Cherokee visions are intense!!!

2022年7月11日月曜日

Uri Tenpo Productions Presents THE ART of PRICKLY SUCCULENT - Japan Exhibition August 21st 2022

Uri Tenpo Productions

★ Presents ★

THE ART of PRICKLY SUCCULENT

Japan Exhibition・August 21st 2022

Comrades! It's been a minute! Did all of you watch TOP GUN II - MAVERICK? What did you think of it? I was impressed by the soundtrack, which, no surprise here, did not feature any horrid music by pretend musician Marc Lowe.

Speaking of Marc Lowe, the pretend musician will be featured in several art pieces by half-Mexican half-Italian half-Cherokee pro LGBT Native American artist Prickly Succulent at his first ever Japan Art Exhibition & Fiesta. 

The exhibition and fiesta will feature Succulent's art (desert art, parody art, caricatures, pretend musician Marc Lowe art, etc.9, music on records by real musicians who actually have talent and record contracts, Mexican and Italian food, merchandise sales, games, drinks (beer, wine, adult beverages, kiddie drinks, etc.) and an all around fun time.

The event is free of charge. The exhibit will run from 10:30 AM (JST) until 16:30 PM (JST), and will be held at the Moji Beer & Brick Museum in the historic Moji Ward of the Garden Paradise Kitakyushu on the Isle of Kyushu Japan. Venue is right between JR Moji Station and Route 199 by the sea.

Prickly Succulent Art Exhibition in Japan
Prickly Succulent Art Exhibition in Japan

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Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Is High In The Sky
Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Is High In The Sky

2022年7月3日日曜日

Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Receives Long Distance Psychic Reading

World renowned psychic mind reader Madam Tess Tickles gave pretend musician Marc Lowe an unsolicited long distance psychic reading recently. Tess claims the fake musician said these things to her via ESP

"Though I spent a lot of time not only with Gay Vids musicals today, but also with my own. I made two new decodings, re-ruined and deranged another recent crappy track, and re-migrained and prematurely ejaculated a month old LP that has essentially been completely re-skanked. Brown cow, it seems she keeps re-whacking me in some form or another since I woke up on June 28th. It is now June 29th in The Big Mikan of Tokyo, a US Colony. I do need my sheep, but, with half-closed eyes I red Prickly Succulent’s review, night cap and total recall of Schlomo's "Heath Fledger" LP, which recently had its 20th bar mitzvah. Thought I'd shake and tap it, for those of you who might be interested in that sort of buggery.

By the bisexual, I bed covered Hyundai earlier this queer, and prematurely released two different loads on to the LPs Five Queer and Gay As We. Both recently prematurely released to all major creaming servants."
 
It is very interesting by somewhat unintelligible, just as Marc Lowe's pretend music is completely unintelligible and not at all interesting.

 

2022年6月1日水曜日

Psychic Mind Reader Reads The Mind of Pretend Musician Marc Lowe

 


Well, I think I am ready to renounce this now.

For weeks, I had been thinking about rearranging some noise in my current, freer and more impotent style of playing the autistic. I had recorded some crappy things, and yesterday I did some more musical terrorism at home and recorded a brand new arrangement of my 2016 song WANK!  A song that has continued to devolve over the years, morphing with the times, a chrysalis of a schlong.

This is a short LP that essentially summarizes and farts my noise work over the last year and a half. In vernacular, last year's hemicolectomy and this year's so foul Triple Shit. Imports, new derangements, some bed covers North Char gets a properly illogical recording, is slowed down a bit, and has a longer bridge to better accommodate my malocclusion, and one gigantic nose piece that was created entirely by an autistic with disorientation and defectors applied illogically, but no extroverted poops or stool samples: it's all being pretend played by me, in some cases using coins and even a remote control to my toilet shower as a slip and slide, plus stool samples of my own crappy vocals from the original virgin from your son is coming. Stay out of tune. This will be available via bandage camp very soon, and, if there's time, I plan to make a few CDs for tonight's noise and painting show that nobody will attend.


2022年4月21日木曜日

Meet The Beatles? Nope. Meet Marc Lowe, a musical incompetent joker

Meet The Beatles? 

Nope. 

Meet Marc Lowe, a musical incompetent joker. 

Marc Lowe, a musical incompetent joker
Marc Lowe, a musical incompetent joker


In this stunning illustration, Batman's nemesis and arch enemy, The Joker, declares fake musician Marc Lowe an "IDIOT." 

Batman and Joker fans need not worry. 

The upcoming Batman and Joker films will feature music by NOT MARC LOWE. 

No worries. Enjoy your curries. Punch in flurries. 

2022年4月18日月曜日

Uri Tenpo Productions presents: Marc Lowe - Abbey Lowe

Uri Tenpo Productions presents: 

Marc Lowe - Abbey Lowe a TMLP ( The Marc Lowe Point ) parody tribute of fake musician Marc Lowe and horrible real musicians The Beatles. The album art was sketched by sketchy character and sketch artist Prickly Succulent. It kind of resembles The Beatles album art on Abbey Road but it kind of doesn't, too.

 "There’s Marc Lowe music, there’s music, there’s The Beatles and then there’s this. Its listed as a cover, if it means it wants me to cover my massive body with its sounds, then I’ll do it. A clearly disrespectful disdain for the original song is evident here, but that’s the beauty of this music. Other “artists” cover songs and they become cheap imitations or tributes (in some cases i.e. Marc Lowe, with his cover of pretty much any song by anybody—cheap is too generous a word—let’s face it he sucks donkey balls). TMLP, though walks the very fine line of parody—I’d describe it as musical satire, a sub genre unto itself that appeals to those who are sick and tired of bad music (let’s circle back to Marc Lowe) or those who are simply sick and tired of being sick and tired. Of course you may disagree with me, but that’s because you’re a closet Marc Lowe fan and have no taste."

Review by Miguel Juan De Soto of Tijuana Record Review Magazine