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2022年7月11日月曜日

Uri Tenpo Productions Presents THE ART of PRICKLY SUCCULENT - Japan Exhibition August 21st 2022

Uri Tenpo Productions

★ Presents ★

THE ART of PRICKLY SUCCULENT

Japan Exhibition・August 21st 2022

Comrades! It's been a minute! Did all of you watch TOP GUN II - MAVERICK? What did you think of it? I was impressed by the soundtrack, which, no surprise here, did not feature any horrid music by pretend musician Marc Lowe.

Speaking of Marc Lowe, the pretend musician will be featured in several art pieces by half-Mexican half-Italian half-Cherokee pro LGBT Native American artist Prickly Succulent at his first ever Japan Art Exhibition & Fiesta. 

The exhibition and fiesta will feature Succulent's art (desert art, parody art, caricatures, pretend musician Marc Lowe art, etc.9, music on records by real musicians who actually have talent and record contracts, Mexican and Italian food, merchandise sales, games, drinks (beer, wine, adult beverages, kiddie drinks, etc.) and an all around fun time.

The event is free of charge. The exhibit will run from 10:30 AM (JST) until 16:30 PM (JST), and will be held at the Moji Beer & Brick Museum in the historic Moji Ward of the Garden Paradise Kitakyushu on the Isle of Kyushu Japan. Venue is right between JR Moji Station and Route 199 by the sea.

Prickly Succulent Art Exhibition in Japan
Prickly Succulent Art Exhibition in Japan

↓↓↓VISIT PRICK's ONLINE GALLERY FOR DETAILS↓↓↓


Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Is High In The Sky
Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Is High In The Sky

2021年2月16日火曜日

Tommy Talofofo declares Garden Paradise Kitakyushu a Marc Lowe Music Free Zone

 

In what is arguably the best news of 2021 (Year 1 of the Biden Banana Republic) Kitakyushu Spokesman Mr. Tommy Talofofo declares Garden Paradise Kitakyushu a Marc Lowe Music Free Zone to the pleasure of the nearly one million residents of this Pearl of the Orient. Tommy is a card carrying member of the Uri Tenpo Movement and a wonderful advocate of Chamorro rights. Marc is known by many as the worst musician, singer, and songwriter in the world.

May the music in your respective cities be as swell as the music on Guam and in Kitakyushu. May you maintain your hearing and sanity throughout 2021 and long into the future. May you never have to suffer at the hands of bad music by terrible musicians ever again.

Musical connoisseurs of the world, UNITE!

Your buddy,

Uri Tenpo

2020年9月11日金曜日

URI TENPO PRODUCTIONS presents RISING SUN INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL

The greatest promoter and producer on the planet, URI TENPO, is proud to announce that the best film festival of all time will be held in Garden Paradise Kitakyushu this November 6,7,8.  Over 400 films from over 60 countries were submitted.  The talent is deep in this fest.  Japanese and foreign media outlets are in a frenzy.  Women are having hot flashes.  Untalented hacks are in jealous rages.  It will be YYUUUGGE!



2020年9月4日金曜日

URI TENPO PRODUCTIONS is a proud sponsor of RSIFF

URI TENPO PRODUCTIONS is a proud sponsor of RSIFF

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Crickets and Grasshoppers,

URI TENPO PRODUCTIONS, an award winning production company with no physical address but numerous real awards, proudly announces:

We are mother f-ing sponsors of the greatest film festival on the mother f-ing planet.  RISING SUN INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL is being sponsored by Uri Mother F-ing Productions.

Uri Tenpo Productions

The best new films on the planet, will be screening in Garden Paradise Kitakyushu this November 6, 7, 8.  RISFF has over 350 submissions from over 60 countries.  Many will be screening for the very first time ever. 

A lot of these films have amazing scores and soundtracks that were composed and performed by professional musicians with credentials.  No films will feature the fake music of fake musicians who sic their mother on you if you don't like their music. 

Check out Rising Sun International Film Festival
at their official homepage:
https://risingsunfest.com/

at Kitakyushu City's homepage:
https://culturecity2020-kitakyushu.com/

and at Film Freeway:
https://filmfreeway.com/RSIFF