Tommy Talofofo declares Garden Paradise Kitakyushu a Marc Lowe Music Free Zone

 

In what is arguably the best news of 2021 (Year 1 of the Biden Banana Republic) Kitakyushu Spokesman Mr. Tommy Talofofo declares Garden Paradise Kitakyushu a Marc Lowe Music Free Zone to the pleasure of the nearly one million residents of this Pearl of the Orient. Tommy is a card carrying member of the Uri Tenpo Movement and a wonderful advocate of Chamorro rights. Marc is known by many as the worst musician, singer, and songwriter in the world.

May the music in your respective cities be as swell as the music on Guam and in Kitakyushu. May you maintain your hearing and sanity throughout 2021 and long into the future. May you never have to suffer at the hands of bad music by terrible musicians ever again.

Musical connoisseurs of the world, UNITE!

Your buddy,

Uri Tenpo

座 マーク・ロウ ポイントが自己満足とナルシズムについて語るMV

 

タイトル：　座 マーク・ロウ ポイントが自己満足とナルシズムについて語るMV 

レーベル：　ナルシスト人造皮革ジャンCD-R株式会社 

内容：　　　英語で歌うと音痴と言われる。日本語で歌うと音痴と言われる。売れないフェイク音楽を自己満足のためにネットにアップしようぜ！マジで！動画に銭を投げろ～！ 

 

Produced by Tommy Talofofo at Chamorro People Studios, Talofofo Guam circa 2020 in conjunction with Palau Bongs, LLC and Let's Promote Crappy Music, Inc.

Jeremy Stein of The Marc Lowe Point talks about Lady Gaga

Jeremy Stein of The Marc Lowe Point talks about Lady Gaga in an insightful monologue covering a wide range of topics including black nails, black birds, high heel shoes, Sony Walkmans, cassettes, etc.  This professionally animated and narrated stranger than fiction reality film is available exclusively for free on streaming services.  That's right.  Nobody is going to try to sell this to you on DVD-R at a film festival or movie screening.



Tommy Talofofo, the world's 222rd fastest Guamanian coconut husker, curated this rare video footage from the 1950s.  It could very well be one of the first monologue interviews of TMLP front man Jeremy Stein.  Aside from some aging of the film, it is quite high quality and boasts excellent mono-aural sound not available on inferior actual stereo records pressed on vinyl.