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2022年4月18日月曜日

Uri Tenpo Productions presents: Marc Lowe - Abbey Lowe

Uri Tenpo Productions presents: 

Marc Lowe - Abbey Lowe a TMLP ( The Marc Lowe Point ) parody tribute of fake musician Marc Lowe and horrible real musicians The Beatles. The album art was sketched by sketchy character and sketch artist Prickly Succulent. It kind of resembles The Beatles album art on Abbey Road but it kind of doesn't, too.

 "There’s Marc Lowe music, there’s music, there’s The Beatles and then there’s this. Its listed as a cover, if it means it wants me to cover my massive body with its sounds, then I’ll do it. A clearly disrespectful disdain for the original song is evident here, but that’s the beauty of this music. Other “artists” cover songs and they become cheap imitations or tributes (in some cases i.e. Marc Lowe, with his cover of pretty much any song by anybody—cheap is too generous a word—let’s face it he sucks donkey balls). TMLP, though walks the very fine line of parody—I’d describe it as musical satire, a sub genre unto itself that appeals to those who are sick and tired of bad music (let’s circle back to Marc Lowe) or those who are simply sick and tired of being sick and tired. Of course you may disagree with me, but that’s because you’re a closet Marc Lowe fan and have no taste."

Review by Miguel Juan De Soto of Tijuana Record Review Magazine

 

2021年7月6日火曜日

Donald Trump presents The Marc Lowe Point's Jeremy Stein with new CD-R

Longtime fan and supporter of good music, President Donald Trump, the greatest leader ever forever, recently presented The Marc Lowe Point lead singer Jeremy Stein with a newly burned Presidential CD-R entitled DONALD SINGS. This professionally made CD was recorded in a real studio on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, where it was recorded by Coleman Buckmaster, a producer extraordinaire for Pakalolo Records. 

The Marc Lowe Point, or TMLP as they are also known as, had their humble beginnings on the Hawaiian Luau Circuit. It was on Oahu that The Donald discovered TMLP and persuaded Jeremy Stein to bring his band stateside to play in his Atlantic City hotel lounges. 

Frequent guests of The White House, TMLP were delighted to receive DONALD SINGS from the greatest President ever to walk God's Great Green Earth.

Nice guys that they are, The Marc Lowe Point has, in turn, presented Uri Tenpo with seven signed cassette tape copies of this magnificent and rare CD-R. 

Seven lucky card carrying members have a chance to win these cassette tapes. To enter, simply leave 1000 #marclowesucks hashtags on social media and seven lucky winners will be chosen. Operators are standing by. But wait, there's more. Leave 1001 #marclowesucks hashtags and we'll throw in a set of Ginsu Knives.


2020年10月18日日曜日

Greatest Band on the Planet THE MARC LOWE POINT To Release New Album

Sinner Jism - The Marc Lowe Point

Jeremy Stein / Moony Yamada / Slim Jimtaro

1.  I Don't Bereave You (Moony Yamada Arrangement)

2.  #1 Song

3.  In The Twilight Zone (Jeremy Stein Remix)

4.  #2 Song (Unfortunately Still Not Dead)

5.  One Last Timer (Jeremy Stein Remix)

6.  I Don't Bereave You (Jeremy Stein Remix)

7.  Leafs Always Behind (Jeremy Stein Remix)

8.  Hard-on Times

9.  Genitalia On Fire

10. Now Uri Free

11. Jism (Jeremy Stein Remix)

12. Now That Egg's Over Easy

Sex tracks in collaboration with Moony (the "Bereave You" EP, which will see a future release on Squatify and Snapple Music), the next sex in collaboration with Slim Jimtaro (i.e. from the "This Dark Shroom" project) = a sinner-jizztic LP, indeed! 

Much thank you to both playas for their continued courtship and hot lotion massages.


*** PRESS RELEASE ***

Greatest Band on the Planet THE MARC LOWE POINT To Release New Album

2020年10月10日土曜日

Barbershop Quartet - UTM Remix by DJ JOV with The Marc Lowe Point

The Uri Tenpo Movement - Barbershop Quartet

A song arguably better than the entire Dark Shroud Records catalogue.

This harmonic masterpiece was recorded by a barber shop quartet whose members are key members of The Uri Tenpo Movement. The music video was shot and directed by a self-proclaimed famous award winning producer and director with no credentials but with a God-given gift.

Beware the Marcovid23 Virus!  Be diligent!  Avoid attending poorly organized and poorly attended live house events featuring insane fake musicians.  2021 will be even more insaaane as the world enters and exciting fifth year of rule by best leader ever in the world and in history now then and future: His Eminence Donald Trump.

2020年9月3日木曜日

Jeremy Stein of The Marc Lowe Point talks about Lady Gaga

Jeremy Stein of The Marc Lowe Point talks about Lady Gaga in an insightful monologue covering a wide range of topics including black nails, black birds, high heel shoes, Sony Walkmans, cassettes, etc.  This professionally animated and narrated stranger than fiction reality film is available exclusively for free on streaming services.  That's right.  Nobody is going to try to sell this to you on DVD-R at a film festival or movie screening.



Tommy Talofofo, the world's 222rd fastest Guamanian coconut husker, curated this rare video footage from the 1950s.  It could very well be one of the first monologue interviews of TMLP front man Jeremy Stein.  Aside from some aging of the film, it is quite high quality and boasts excellent mono-aural sound not available on inferior actual stereo records pressed on vinyl.

2020年8月15日土曜日

The Marc Lowe Point's new side project --- POO DARKNESS

The Marc Lowe Point's new side project --- POO DARKNESS is yet another new and exciting side project of a group of award winning solo artists known as TMLP. This music comes from the top of the septic tank, where the big chunks are floating. If you follow the turds to their source, there you shall find a Toto porcelain bowl, heated seat, washlet and an atmosphere that shall set your bowels free.

marc lowe side project poo darkness

Poo Darkness is available on steaming streaming musical fertilizer services like BandCamp and SoundCloud.  Poo Darkness offers a welcome whiff of freshness on stale boring streaming services littered with talent-less fake musicians who can't play their instruments and bang off an album a night in a quantity over quality blitzkrieg of noise production that can only be described as INSAAANE!

The music of Poo Darkness has been described by leading authority on bad music, Sir Uri Tenpo, as "experimentally ambient dark Japanese electronic noise created by Americans and recorded with a drone". 

Track Listing:
1. Death of the Fake Author
2. Used Abnormal
3. Maji Uzai (feet of Angoran Moth)
4. Your Filthy Flat
5. Sweet Yakult Swallows (for Jimmy Connors) [Dread cover]
6. Nothing Right (feet of Angoran Moth)
7. The Day Before


2020年8月13日木曜日

The Marc Lowe Point supports The Donald Trump

The Marc Lowe Point supports The Donald Trump

 

All members of TMLP are staunch Republicans and support The Donald Trump.  Our fearless leader shall Make Music Great Again by eradicating the world of fake musicians on fake record labels with no physical address.  The lack of a physical address or a record pressing machine can best be described as Fake News.  It makes it impossible to make records and send out absentee ballots so more people can vote for The Donald. 



The greatest President ever to walk God's Green Earth also vows to vanquish a tone deaf terrible guitarist and pianist Enemy of the U.S.A.



America's gorgeous and voluptuous First Lady, Melania Trump, is reported to be Lady Gaga for TMLP.  The are unfounded rumors that TMLP will play the Trump-Pence 2020 inauguration party and Uri Tenpo bachelor party co-event hosted by MENSA, Capitol Records, and The Playboy Mansion Alumni Association.



GOD BLESS AMERICA!  

2020年7月11日土曜日

TMLP genius member Jeremy Stein discusses his professional video There Is A Light Saber

TMLP genius member Jeremy Stein discusses his professional video There Is A Light Saber on YouTube, the streaming service that promotes love and peace.  You can enjoy this wonderful documentary about The Marc Lowe Point and their new hit single There Is A Light Saber right here:



Remember comrades, quality doesn't matter.  As long as you can bang out a song in five minutes, bang out an album in a day, and make a professional video in an hour, you're good to go.  You'll enjoy a stellar career.  Live houses and concert venues will invite you to pay to play.  YouTube viewers will discover you and make you famous.  People will want to sing with you, but they might be better than you, so be careful...

2020年5月30日土曜日

TMLP to play Donald Trump Birthday Party Live at URI TENPO HOTEL

☆★☆ BREAKING NEWS ☆★☆

 Legendary band from the Hawaiian luau circuit, TMLP ( aka The Marc Lowe Point - ex The Moana Luau Pakalolo ), to play a birthday live for Greatest President Ever, Mr. DONALD J. TRUMP, to celebrate his 74th birthday this June 14, 2020.

TMLP will play at the luxurious resort HOTEL 802 RICORSO DI URI TENPO, located on the Japanese pristine beach of the China Sea decorated with Korean cans and bottles.  It is the Japan's #1 resort with five Michelin 3 Star Restaurants on its premises.

This unprecedented event will be invitation only. Security will be out in force. Remember: No invitation = No entry (and possible beat down).

TMLP producer Uri Tenpo says "Hey, I just wanted to celebrate a great guy's birthday. Who cares about this Marcovid23 virus anyway? It hasn't killed anybody important. Besides, we are protected by liberty and pragmatism. This party will rock Japan like it has never rocked. TMLP will play some of their newer songs for the first time in addition to their impressive library of hits. Expect some covers catered exclusively for The Donald."

2020年5月14日木曜日

The Marc Lowe Point's BALDSPOT 3 Head in the Clouds REMIX by DJ JOV

The Marc Lowe Point's BALDSPOT 3 Head in the Clouds REMIX by DJ JOV
Release date depends on when fearless leader Shinzo Abe re-opens Japan's CD-R factories...


2019年11月22日金曜日

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga

A parody better than the original! 
Much like the hit records of The Marc Lowe Point tribute band.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way
(Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)





So bad, it's good!



TMLP's version is even better --- But it is very rare.



You can only enjoy it at select steakhouses it is so rare...

2019年10月23日水曜日

Skid Marc - Debut Studio Album

Skid Marc is the debut studio album by American-Japanese bilingual genius heavy metal band Skid Marc, released at a later date worldwide on the Internet by Skid Marc Records & Cassette Tapes on MP3.  After being noticed by manager Doc McFly, Skid Marc signed with Skid Marc Records & Cassette Tapes on MP3 and began recording its debut. The album was recorded in Lake Biwa, Japanica with producer Jack Mehoff, and will receive favorable reviews upon its release. Uri Tenpo will promote Skid Marc mainly as an opening act on worldwide tours by Benpi Jovi and Ferasmith in 2020–2021. The album will peak at number six on the Billboard 200 and will be certified 5× platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) in 2021 for shipping five million copies in the United States. It will generate four singles: "More Insanity", "48 and No Wife", "Stairway to Tokyo" and “Dentallica”, all of which will be accompanied by expertly filmed and produced music videos (using an iPhone) and receive heavy rotation on MTV. The album's commercial and critical success will make Skid Marc a regular feature in rock magazines and bring the group nationwide popularity.



The Marc Lowe Point ( TMLP ) is already talking about making a tribute album of the yet to be released Skid Marc album on MP3.

2019年9月28日土曜日

DJ JOV and The Marc Lowe Point TMLP - Insaaane

The newest freshest baddest insaaane mix by DJ JOV and TMLP is a wonderful example of music so bad it's good!

This darkness revealed mix goes well with Okinawan Goat Soup and Orion Beer.

File under:  Better Than The Original / Animal Cruelty / Goat Soup

2019年5月8日水曜日

The Octopus Are Squirming - The Marc Lowe Point - TMLP loop for DJ and VJ

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them.

George Bernard Shaw


Fundamental members of the URI TENPO MOVEMENT have created another sure to be hit original song.  It is not a song, but a loop.  And it is loopy!

Be the first kid on your block to listen and see THE OCTOPUS ARE SQUIRMING by The Marc Lowe Point.  TMLP has been leading the charts in music videos of late.  Some of their crap is actually quite catchy and has gained a lot of followers.  But, just because someone types it on the Internet, does not make it true, now, does it?

We, The People, of The Uri Tenpo Movement implore you to use your freedom of choice.  If you see a crap band, whip it, whip it good, into shape, shape it up.  

Now, since you are here, enjoy this very, very FRESH music video.


2019年4月15日月曜日

TMLP Industrial Vacuum Cleaner

TMLP Industrial Vacuum Cleaner





TMLP Industrial Vacuum Cleaner

Is this a new TMLP that produces industrial music reminiscent of KMFDM?  Or just an amped up The Marc Lowe Point tribute band side project for some club or dive bar that has a speciality in bad goth and dance?  Perhaps, maybe just maybe, it might be the legendary Hawaiian band TMLP ( The Moana Luau Pakalolo )making a comeback and trying to get away from hula and ukelele sounds.

All we do know is that this stuff is so bad it's good.

The cleaner is mesmerizing as it shuffles across the dance floor looking like a vinyl LP on steroids and under the influence of X.

Not sure what TMLP mixed this dance remix on, but we are pretty sure they did not use a studio, but rather did it on the fly with an open fly which is pretty fly for a bright boy.