Ukraine to use Marc Lowe CD-Rs as a defense against invading Russian military forces

Ukraine to use Marc Lowe CD-Rs as a defense against invading Russian military forces. It is hoped that the ear damaging cacophony of Marc Lowe noise will make the Russians retreat and leave Ukraine alone. As a preventive measure, all Ukrainian citizens will be issued ear plugs to ensure they do not suffer the same punishment administered to the Ruskies. The leaders of Ukraine have instructed citizens on how to play the CD-Rs, which will be donated by NATO and the New Jersey Institute of Narcissistic Genius Musicans Who Can't Play Anything in the next few hours. Ukraine is also toying with the idea of dropping boomboxes streaming Marc Lowe music on Spotify on Moscow to terrorize the Russian politicians responsible for their aggression on what was a peaceful Marc Lowe Music Free Zone in Eastern Europe.  

Donald Trump presents The Marc Lowe Point's Jeremy Stein with new CD-R

Longtime fan and supporter of good music, President Donald Trump, the greatest leader ever forever, recently presented The Marc Lowe Point lead singer Jeremy Stein with a newly burned Presidential CD-R entitled DONALD SINGS. This professionally made CD was recorded in a real studio on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, where it was recorded by Coleman Buckmaster, a producer extraordinaire for Pakalolo Records. 

The Marc Lowe Point, or TMLP as they are also known as, had their humble beginnings on the Hawaiian Luau Circuit. It was on Oahu that The Donald discovered TMLP and persuaded Jeremy Stein to bring his band stateside to play in his Atlantic City hotel lounges. 

Frequent guests of The White House, TMLP were delighted to receive DONALD SINGS from the greatest President ever to walk God's Great Green Earth.

Nice guys that they are, The Marc Lowe Point has, in turn, presented Uri Tenpo with seven signed cassette tape copies of this magnificent and rare CD-R. 

Seven lucky card carrying members have a chance to win these cassette tapes. To enter, simply leave 1000 #marclowesucks hashtags on social media and seven lucky winners will be chosen. Operators are standing by. But wait, there's more. Leave 1001 #marclowesucks hashtags and we'll throw in a set of Ginsu Knives.

Even Newer Sounds - fake musician Marc Lowe remixed and improved

 Even Newer Sounds - fake musician Marc Lowe remixed and improved

While the original is more like Even Sewer Sounds, this new improved remix Even Newer Sounds is the freshest dopest remix to come out of a CD-R burner and sells like hotcakes and hot tamales at a Barcelona festival

Another fan hater troll re-mix of fake musician Marc Lowe, worst musician in Tokyo, best produce ever

The Marc Lowe Point's BALDSPOT 3 Head in the Clouds REMIX by DJ JOV

The Marc Lowe Point's BALDSPOT 3 Head in the Clouds REMIX by DJ JOV
Release date depends on when fearless leader Shinzo Abe re-opens Japan's CD-R factories...