Ukraine to use Marc Lowe CD-Rs as a defense against invading Russian military forces

Ukraine to use Marc Lowe CD-Rs as a defense against invading Russian military forces. It is hoped that the ear damaging cacophony of Marc Lowe noise will make the Russians retreat and leave Ukraine alone. As a preventive measure, all Ukrainian citizens will be issued ear plugs to ensure they do not suffer the same punishment administered to the Ruskies. The leaders of Ukraine have instructed citizens on how to play the CD-Rs, which will be donated by NATO and the New Jersey Institute of Narcissistic Genius Musicans Who Can't Play Anything in the next few hours. Ukraine is also toying with the idea of dropping boomboxes streaming Marc Lowe music on Spotify on Moscow to terrorize the Russian politicians responsible for their aggression on what was a peaceful Marc Lowe Music Free Zone in Eastern Europe.  

Narcissist and Pigeons - Black Nail Records / Insaaane Cacophony - Original Art by Prickly Succulent

An exciting day in the world of BAD MUSIC.  The UTM's very own Mr. Prickly Succulent has a new painting.  Prick titled the painting "Baldness Revealed - Lie & Your Nose Grows - Insaaane Cacophony" and the title might seem long, but please keep in mind he translated it from his native Cherokee.  It is said that the streaming noise of professional fake musician Marc Lowe's streaming noises, when combined with peyote usage can cause hurricanes, pandemics, flash floods, tornadoes, Dutch Elm's Disease, and impromptu bagpipe recitals. 

Also, BLACK NAIL RECORDS Presents NARCISSIST AND PIGEONS , a genius midlife crisis awareness video.  No pigeons were harmed in the very professional filming of this quality produced MV and PV. 


https://www.helpguide.org/articles/mental-disorders/narcissistic-personality-disorder.htm

The above link is for HELP GUIDE - Narcissistic Personality Disorder 

If bad music has made you ill or if you have suffered abuse from the creators of bad music, please get the creators the help they need.  Careful, though, they might sic their mom on you.  They can be very sensitive, especially when presented with the truth.  Coupled with the stress of the pandemic and having to wear a mask (they are narcissists, remember!) they can be particularly sensitive and surly.

These are trying times we are living in people.  Spread some love with the soulful sounds of TMLP.  Spread some love with an original painting from Prickly Succulent.  Spread some love by disseminating links for mental health help.