Pretend musician MARC LOWE as Bruce Lee in GAY OF DEATH

Pretend musician MARC LOWE as Bruce Lee in GAY OF DEATH

Well, it appears that Uri Tenpo Productions will be making a movie.  The film is a kung-fu movie parody and will feature a caricature of pretend musician Marc Lowe as a Bruce Lee like character.  GAY OF DEATH will most likely be an animated film with illustrations by pro LGBT artist Prickly Succulent and other artists involved in the Uri Tenpo Movement.  An amazing score and soundtrack is sure to accompany the movie as UTP only uses pro musicians who are real musicians and actually know how to play their instruments and compose quality music.  Fans of Bruce Lee and people who dislike pretend musicians on pretend record labels are encouraged to contribute to the project by recommending shooting locations, supporting actors, voice actors, animation studios, etc.  Support the arts.  Don't enable idiots and poseurs.  

#FAF Life 4-Ever !!!    #marclowemusicfreezone

Uri Tenpo Productions Presents THE ART of PRICKLY SUCCULENT - Japan Exhibition August 21st 2022

Uri Tenpo Productions

★ Presents ★

THE ART of PRICKLY SUCCULENT

Japan Exhibition・August 21st 2022

Comrades! It's been a minute! Did all of you watch TOP GUN II - MAVERICK? What did you think of it? I was impressed by the soundtrack, which, no surprise here, did not feature any horrid music by pretend musician Marc Lowe.

Speaking of Marc Lowe, the pretend musician will be featured in several art pieces by half-Mexican half-Italian half-Cherokee pro LGBT Native American artist Prickly Succulent at his first ever Japan Art Exhibition & Fiesta. 

The exhibition and fiesta will feature Succulent's art (desert art, parody art, caricatures, pretend musician Marc Lowe art, etc.9, music on records by real musicians who actually have talent and record contracts, Mexican and Italian food, merchandise sales, games, drinks (beer, wine, adult beverages, kiddie drinks, etc.) and an all around fun time.

The event is free of charge. The exhibit will run from 10:30 AM (JST) until 16:30 PM (JST), and will be held at the Moji Beer & Brick Museum in the historic Moji Ward of the Garden Paradise Kitakyushu on the Isle of Kyushu Japan. Venue is right between JR Moji Station and Route 199 by the sea.

Prickly Succulent Art Exhibition in Japan

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https://www.marcloweart.com/p/events.html

Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Is High In The Sky

Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Receives Long Distance Psychic Reading

World renowned psychic mind reader Madam Tess Tickles gave pretend musician Marc Lowe an unsolicited long distance psychic reading recently. Tess claims the fake musician said these things to her via ESP

"Though I spent a lot of time not only with Gay Vids musicals today, but also with my own. I made two new decodings, re-ruined and deranged another recent crappy track, and re-migrained and prematurely ejaculated a month old LP that has essentially been completely re-skanked. Brown cow, it seems she keeps re-whacking me in some form or another since I woke up on June 28th. It is now June 29th in The Big Mikan of Tokyo, a US Colony. I do need my sheep, but, with half-closed eyes I red Prickly Succulent’s review, night cap and total recall of Schlomo's "Heath Fledger" LP, which recently had its 20th bar mitzvah. Thought I'd shake and tap it, for those of you who might be interested in that sort of buggery.

By the bisexual, I bed covered Hyundai earlier this queer, and prematurely released two different loads on to the LPs Five Queer and Gay As We. Both recently prematurely released to all major creaming servants."

 

It is very interesting by somewhat unintelligible, just as Marc Lowe's pretend music is completely unintelligible and not at all interesting.

 

Uri Tenpo Productions presents: Marc Lowe - Abbey Lowe

Uri Tenpo Productions presents: 

Marc Lowe - Abbey Lowe a TMLP ( The Marc Lowe Point ) parody tribute of fake musician Marc Lowe and horrible real musicians The Beatles. The album art was sketched by sketchy character and sketch artist Prickly Succulent. It kind of resembles The Beatles album art on Abbey Road but it kind of doesn't, too.

 "There’s Marc Lowe music, there’s music, there’s The Beatles and then there’s this. Its listed as a cover, if it means it wants me to cover my massive body with its sounds, then I’ll do it. A clearly disrespectful disdain for the original song is evident here, but that’s the beauty of this music. Other “artists” cover songs and they become cheap imitations or tributes (in some cases i.e. Marc Lowe, with his cover of pretty much any song by anybody—cheap is too generous a word—let’s face it he sucks donkey balls). TMLP, though walks the very fine line of parody—I’d describe it as musical satire, a sub genre unto itself that appeals to those who are sick and tired of bad music (let’s circle back to Marc Lowe) or those who are simply sick and tired of being sick and tired. Of course you may disagree with me, but that’s because you’re a closet Marc Lowe fan and have no taste."

Review by Miguel Juan De Soto of Tijuana Record Review Magazine

 

America's Secret Weapon - Marc Lowe Live in Iran

America's Secret Weapon - Marc Lowe Live in Iran

America's secret weapon is the infamous fake musician Marc Lowe. Imagine, not in a John Lennon sense of the word, but just imagine if you will, in a Twilight Zone sense of the word, Marc Lowe playing a live show in Iran. The Ayatollah would roll over in his grave. Iranians would riot. Marc would be dragged behind a Taliban pick-up truck, probably a Japanese Toyota and they would use his nose and teeth to plow their oil fields for them.  

That is what people in the UTM feel when they see this Marc Lowe art by Prickly Succulent, anyway.

Marc Lowe The Buddha Pest / Marc Lowe On Buddhism

Marc Lowe The Buddha Pest on Buddhism performing Buddhist music / Buddhist chants is animated art by Prickly Succulent of Uri Tenpo Productions and a key member of the Uri Tenpo Movement. Ever notice how annoying Americans who live in Japan can be? You know, the ones who lecture you on Buddhism and claim to be experts on everything. When, really, all you think is "Who gives a rat's ass? You're an idiot!" That is what this art means to many people. Support pro LGBT art by Native American artists like Prickly Succulent. Take peyote. Do your own thing.

Native American Pro LGBT Artist Prickly Succulent's Amazing Sketch of Musician Marc Lowe

Native American Pro LGBT artist Prickly Succulent's amazing sketch of musician Marc Lowe as the Ugly Duckling of the Music Industry. Producer of all things amazing, Uri Tenpo, has declared this piece "GENIUS!" And, it is easy to see why.

Amazing Sketch of Musician Marc Lowe

Besides the stunning vibrant color scheme used by Succulent, the picture paints a deep dark picture on a canvas of digital black nails. The often fired and publicly despised fake musician is cast as The Ugly Duckling. This fowl musician will spend the life of this art next to his own feces---Feces that symbolize the noise he declares to be genius music of a high caliber composition and production (It is not!). The duckling appears distraught, perhaps pondering why his beak is so big and why he, a duck of all creatures, would be cursed with buck teeth. How many other ducks suffer from malocclusions? Not many. The unkempt balding hair is also symbolic of people who exemplify the Dunning-Kruger Effect by claiming to be talented geniuses while they are actually incompetent but too narcissistic to realize the truth. Succulent was able to achieve this difficult artistic concept with just a few strokes of his trusty Zebra Brand Sarasa 1.00mm black ballpoint pen.

Priced to move at just $2222.22 USD, this is a real bargain. There are only a few people who are fortunate enough to have original Prickly Succulent masterpieces in their homes or offices. You could be one of the lucky ones if you act now. Operators are standing by, and because Uri Tenpo Productions is an Equal Opportunity Employer some operators are standing bi. Remember, Prick is a pro LGBT artist. He is also a very sought after mysterious Native American artist who is half-Cherokee, and also half-Italian and half-Mexican.

The rumors flying around Hollywood tell us that Paramount and Disney are both considering using this piece as the foundation for a new children's blockbuster movie about The Ugly Duckling. The film's score and soundtrack, in an ironic but logical choice, will feature music by NOT Marc Lowe. Hollywood knows that music can ruin a film and would never use sub-standard music composed by an idiot on a Casio keyboard. 

Marc Lowe Shrine To Himself

Marc Lowe Shrine To Himself

Amazing New Year's Card from UTM artist Prickly Succulent. Prick really captures the Cherokee Spirit with this picture of Japanese Shinto Shrine in a rented flat in a Tokyo Slum. Many fake musicians make shrines to themselves and worship themselves. One such fake musician, Marc Lowe, is a shining example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. His overestimation of his ability due to his lack of meta-cognitive skills. If you listen to him, he will tell you he is better than David Bowie, despite having accomplished nothing. He is unable to realize the sharp qualitative difference between his horrific musical performance in comparison to those of established musicians who actually possess skill sets and natural talent. 

The way Prickly Succulent is able to capture this on paper in a simple caricature is no surprise really. Some people are just perfect at starring in their own dark comedies and provide the world with heaps of laughs. Prick will showcase this and other Marc Lowe Art at his stagecoach Tour of The Americas in 2022. Enjoy. 

Happy New Year, everybody.

Marc Lowe Will Still Suck & Mos Burger Will Still Rock! Uri Tenpo's Predictions for 2022!

Marc Lowe Will Still Suck & Mos Burger Will Still Rock! 

Uri Tenpo's Predictions for 2022! 

Greetings Comrades!

Did you all have a prosperous 2021? Was it very safety? Hopefully, you were able to avoid bad music by fake musicians like Marc Lowe the musical moron who is always complaining about something, usually something he knows nothing about. 

It was a productive year for The Uri Tenpo Movement. The UTM has establshed strongholds in Iraq and throughout the isles of Nippon. Our presence in The Orient is No Occident. It is a nefarious porpoise. 

UTM artist, the half-Mexican, half-Italian, half-Cherokee artist Prickly Succulent has been busy with his art. His native art caricatures of fake musician American idiot Marc Lowe are extremely detailed and accurately portray the musical moron and mad sub-genius in a loving but humorous manner. Prick will be touring The Americas in 2022 via stagecoach. Feel free to say "Hey Prick! when he comes thru your town or village. Check out his amazing native art and drop some peyote with the artist. He's down to party like it's 2022. https://www.marcloweart.com/

Have much enjoyment these holidays and remember...

It might be 2022 but Marc Lowe Still Sucks. 

#marclowesucksmore is sure to be #1 hashtag of Year of the Tiger.

Uri Tenpo is not a man! Uri Tenpo is a movement!

Onward!

Love & Kisses,

Your fearless supreme leader

Autographed lithogrpahs of fake musican MARC LOWE by Prickly Succulent famous Cherokee artist

Marc Lowe - Unpopular Fake Musician

Famous sketch artist, the half-Cherokee, half-Italian, half-Mexican Senor Prickly Succulent has donated this to Dissonian Institute in the safe and lovely area known as Warshingtun DeeSee of the Biden Banana Republic.

This wonderful illustration of unpopular fake musician Marc Lowe can now be disliked by numerous tourists and visitors to the capital city of a formerly great nation made bad again by Biden and his democrap cronies.

Limited edition signed lithographs of this print are available on Prick's Patreon. Put this on your toilet lid to inspire your URInation. While not recognized by the UN, Uri Nation is the greatest country on the planet and home to the Uri Tenpo Movement.

Piss on bad music with a lithograph from everyone's favorite Prick. 

Prickly Succulent is currently on a pilgrimage and partaking in many heap big peace pipes with other tribal and artistic luminaries. He will sign and personalize lithographs upon request. 

#marclowesucks #darkshroudrecordsisfake #pricklysucculent 
 

Prickly Succulent Publishing to release new children's book

Prickly Succulent Publishing to release new children's book in celebration of Golden Week Toxic With Marcovid 23 Virus. The book is a heartfelt tale of a genius child man who cries when people don't buy his poorly produced noise he markets as music on his fake record label. The New York Times and other woke newspapers are sure to list this book at the top of their bestseller charts.

Marc Lowe Dark Shroud Records

Prickly Succulent official designer of Banana Biden Republic Flag

An important member of the Uri Tenpo Movement, a certain Senor Prickly Succulent, has been named official designer of Banana Biden Republic Flag. The new flag for the wussified divided states formerly Amerika can be seen here. 

When asked how he came up with the splendid design, the half-Cherokee half-Mexican half-Italian full Prick replied "Well, I just channeled Marc Lowe. He ruins famous songs all the times so it was quite easy for me to ruin the flag and make a flag terrible enough for the "sleepy joe" Biden Banana Republic."

Reporters also asked Prick if he often listens to Marc Lowe records or anything on Dark Shroud Records and he answered tersely "Why would I listen to that crap? And, they aren't even on records. It's a fake label that burns CD-Rs and ruins the environment."

Several periodicals and daily newspapers have hinted that Marc Lowe might be indicted and tried for his musical crimes against the nation.

We can only pray...and hug.

Onward, comrades, onward!

 

 

Whistler's Nostrils - A Work Of Art - by artists with God given gifts

Whistler's Nostrils

A Work Of Art

by artists with God given gifts

Whistler's Nostrils

What can we say about this except that this sketch by Le Artiste PRICKLY SUCCULENT (official cameraman of The Marc Lowe Point and cinematographer of The Uri Tenpo Movement), when painted by Le Artiste ANNE TONI BASQUETCASE, is nothing short of a masterpiece. These two professional artists, with so many very many amazing credentials, took on this yyyyuuuuuugggge undertaking that is both a side project for the artists, and an artistic collaboration, as well. The result of their God given gifts is this work of art. It's title? Why, "WHISTLER'S NOSTRILS", of course.

The attention to detail is amazing. It captures the emotions of the subject, object and verb very well. Succulent's sketchy artichokes coupled with Basquetcase's paint strokes make no jokes in this priceless work of art. The sounds the viewers of this art will hear resemble the cascading harmonies and brilliant new chord progressions of Brian Wilson in his prime, and the melodies of Gershwin and Bach at their musical pinnacles. This painting is both why The Mona Lisa is smiling and why Beethoven rolls over. This is by far better than Sgt. Pepper, Pet Sounds, Dark Side of the Moon, Thriller, Born To Run, IV, Velvet Underground, and Highway 61 Revisted---COMBINED! It might even be almost as good as any Lady Gaga album, but not quite. Not quite. But close! Real close.

This remarkable painting was curated by Tess Tickles at the prestigious Uri Tenpo Art Gallery, an art gallery with no physical address rumored to have countless art masterpieces, famous paintings and rare sculptures all on CD-R or streaming services. And, last year, a truly fabulous musician, star singer, and top ranked genius known as MARC GLOWE purchased this rare piece of half-Italian, half-Cherokee, and half-Mexican artwork for the unheard of sum of 1,000 Korean Won. That's right folks, one-thousand(!) Korean Won. 

Mr. Glowe bought the painting to put on display on his luxury ship, The Black Pole, which sails The Black Sea. Lifestyle Condoms of the Famous Rich reported in an LCOTFR exclusive special broadcast about Marc Glowe that the painting remains under a shroud only to be seen by Mr. Glowe and his pet gecko, who is affectionately named Glass. The peculiar genius has stated previously to the media that true art can only be truly appreciated by true musical geniuses, genius artists, and reptiles. Makes sense.  

Rex Malum Musica

Title:  Rex Malum Musica
Artist:  Prickly Succulent
Format:  Monochrome Sketch

Artsy Fartsy Magazine describes it as "A masterpiece!  Anyone who doesn't like this is clearly a fan hater troll and anti-Semitic!  Prick has outdone himself once again.  This half-Italian half-Mexican half-Cherokee has a God given gift.  This would be a wonderful album cover for a real band like The Rolling Stones or Led Zeppelin.  Not so much for a fake musician on a fake record label."

Mexico The Wall Journal describes it as "Muy bueno!  No aceptes la mala música. Muerte a los malos músicos. Viva el señor Prickly Succulent!"

清川新聞　「マジであの超音痴とド下手フェイクミュージシャンにそっくり！キモイ！」

Phonics Ebonics Magazine "B, bu, Blaaack Nails through the wrists cause people to c, su, cease to exist, yo. His music we detest, bro. And, he's a p, pu, pest, tho. Word!"

Prickly Succulent's masterpiece painting - The Marco Lisa

The Marco Lisa is a half-length portrait painting by the half-Mexican half-Italian and half-Cherokee artist Prickly Succulent. The Marco Lisa is considered an archetypal masterpiece of the Uri Tenpo Movement, and has been described as "the least known, the least visited, the least cared about, the most sung out of tune about, the most parodied fake musician in the world". The painting's novel qualities include the subject's expression, which is frequently described as douche bag, the dadaism of the composition, the narcissistic modelling of forms, and the atmospheric disillusionment. 

Narcissist and Pigeons - Black Nail Records / Insaaane Cacophony - Original Art by Prickly Succulent

An exciting day in the world of BAD MUSIC.  The UTM's very own Mr. Prickly Succulent has a new painting.  Prick titled the painting "Baldness Revealed - Lie & Your Nose Grows - Insaaane Cacophony" and the title might seem long, but please keep in mind he translated it from his native Cherokee.  It is said that the streaming noise of professional fake musician Marc Lowe's streaming noises, when combined with peyote usage can cause hurricanes, pandemics, flash floods, tornadoes, Dutch Elm's Disease, and impromptu bagpipe recitals. 

Also, BLACK NAIL RECORDS Presents NARCISSIST AND PIGEONS , a genius midlife crisis awareness video.  No pigeons were harmed in the very professional filming of this quality produced MV and PV. 


https://www.helpguide.org/articles/mental-disorders/narcissistic-personality-disorder.htm

The above link is for HELP GUIDE - Narcissistic Personality Disorder 

If bad music has made you ill or if you have suffered abuse from the creators of bad music, please get the creators the help they need.  Careful, though, they might sic their mom on you.  They can be very sensitive, especially when presented with the truth.  Coupled with the stress of the pandemic and having to wear a mask (they are narcissists, remember!) they can be particularly sensitive and surly.

These are trying times we are living in people.  Spread some love with the soulful sounds of TMLP.  Spread some love with an original painting from Prickly Succulent.  Spread some love by disseminating links for mental health help. 

Marc Lowe CD Cover Proposal

On this splendid 1th of April we received a lovely and well choreographed album cover artistic submission.  Cherokee artist and Photoshop guru, the esteemed Mr. Prickly Succulent,  proposes the following image for a future Marc Lowe CD.  Perhaps he will approve it and honour the submitter in the lineage notes of his next hit album?  The image is titled “The Moon Sailors Are Seasick Of Music So Bad It’s Good And Cumposed In Ten Minutes Smoking Peace Pipe On The Reservation For A Table Of One”.  It is translated from old Cherokee language, which is verbose yet stunningly succinct.  If image is not selected perhaps an art gallery will display it and other of Prickly Succulent’s artworks?  That would be very fine.

Marc Lowe - Owner of fake record label