Marc Lowe Will Still Suck & Mos Burger Will Still Rock! Uri Tenpo's Predictions for 2022!

Marc Lowe Will Still Suck & Mos Burger Will Still Rock! 

Uri Tenpo's Predictions for 2022! 

Greetings Comrades!

Did you all have a prosperous 2021? Was it very safety? Hopefully, you were able to avoid bad music by fake musicians like Marc Lowe the musical moron who is always complaining about something, usually something he knows nothing about. 

It was a productive year for The Uri Tenpo Movement. The UTM has establshed strongholds in Iraq and throughout the isles of Nippon. Our presence in The Orient is No Occident. It is a nefarious porpoise. 

UTM artist, the half-Mexican, half-Italian, half-Cherokee artist Prickly Succulent has been busy with his art. His native art caricatures of fake musician American idiot Marc Lowe are extremely detailed and accurately portray the musical moron and mad sub-genius in a loving but humorous manner. Prick will be touring The Americas in 2022 via stagecoach. Feel free to say "Hey Prick! when he comes thru your town or village. Check out his amazing native art and drop some peyote with the artist. He's down to party like it's 2022. https://www.marcloweart.com/

Have much enjoyment these holidays and remember...

It might be 2022 but Marc Lowe Still Sucks. 

#marclowesucksmore is sure to be #1 hashtag of Year of the Tiger.

Uri Tenpo is not a man! Uri Tenpo is a movement!

Onward!

Love & Kisses,

Your fearless supreme leader

Greatest President & First Lady Ever Fall Victim To Evil MARCOVID23 VIRUS

It is with a heavy heart that The Uri Tenpo Movement must report that The Greatest President Ever & The Greatest First Lady Ever have fallen victim to the evil Marcovid23 Virus. Top officials at the Mayonnaise Clinic in the great Republican State of Minisoda explained POTUS and FLOTUS contracted the terrible Marcovid23 virus when an exuberant supporter at a MAGA Trump Rally mistakenly selected a Marc Lowe song on Spotify when he had meant to choose a well-written and patriotic Sousa number. 

Musical analysts expressed that because every Marc Lowe song is poorly written, horribly performed and sung out of tune, that they all transmit the Marcovid23 Virus and people of all ages are at risk of contracting this unique bad music virus via Bluetooth, Blueballs, 4G, 5G, G-Shock, G-Spot, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, Marc-Lowe-Fi, YouTube, Spotify, Videomotion, Bandcamp, and even official Dark Shroud Records (which are probably really recorded in a rented apartment and just CD-Rs burned on an English teacher's computer). 

The public is advised to not attend events where Marc Lowe music will be performed or perhaps mistakenly played over speakers of any size. Furthermore, The Uri Tenpo Movement wish Donald and Melania speedy recoveries and, hopefully, no PTSD from the horrible experience they suffered by being exposed to bad music.