Prickly Succulent Publishing to release new children's book

Prickly Succulent Publishing to release new children's book in celebration of Golden Week Toxic With Marcovid 23 Virus. The book is a heartfelt tale of a genius child man who cries when people don't buy his poorly produced noise he markets as music on his fake record label. The New York Times and other woke newspapers are sure to list this book at the top of their bestseller charts.

Marc Lowe Dark Shroud Records

Happy Birthday to genius musician Marc Lowe songer singwriter flounder of Dark Shroud Records

The Uri Tenpo Movement wishes a jovial and merry, yet kosher, Happy Birthday to the amazing actor and genius musician Marc Lowe, songer singwriter flounder of the ever popular and best selling Dark Shroud Records.

 

Prickly Succulent official designer of Banana Biden Republic Flag

An important member of the Uri Tenpo Movement, a certain Senor Prickly Succulent, has been named official designer of Banana Biden Republic Flag. The new flag for the wussified divided states formerly Amerika can be seen here. 

When asked how he came up with the splendid design, the half-Cherokee half-Mexican half-Italian full Prick replied "Well, I just channeled Marc Lowe. He ruins famous songs all the times so it was quite easy for me to ruin the flag and make a flag terrible enough for the "sleepy joe" Biden Banana Republic."

Reporters also asked Prick if he often listens to Marc Lowe records or anything on Dark Shroud Records and he answered tersely "Why would I listen to that crap? And, they aren't even on records. It's a fake label that burns CD-Rs and ruins the environment."

Several periodicals and daily newspapers have hinted that Marc Lowe might be indicted and tried for his musical crimes against the nation.

We can only pray...and hug.

Onward, comrades, onward!

 

 

2021 Burmese coup d'état caused by Marc Lowe music released on Dark Shroud Records

 - The Uri Tenpo News Network -

- Year One of Biden Banana Republic, Month of Valentine, 7st Day -

(Associated Permanent Press members contributed to this news article)

The UTNN has been informed by high ranking confidential sources that the 2021 Burmese coup d'état in Myanmar was caused by the horrible music of Marc Lowe which was released on the fake label of Dark Shroud Records. Lowe, a nefarious fake musician raised by gypsy magicians, has released a copious amount of toxic sound-waves he calls songs and albums. This noise so troubled the trigger happy soldiers in the Military of Myanmar ( MOM ) that they recently held a coup d'état to protest.

How will Sleepy Joe Biden respond? Without the capacity of China to buy Biden for a paltry sum of 1.5 billion USD, Myanmar is hard pressed to get their regular government reinstated. It is the sincere hope of the citizens of the Biden Banana Republic that he take stringent measures to stop the streaming and CD-R spinning spread of bad music via the Marcovid23 Virus. 

It is bad enough lives are being lost in Asia. It is imperative they preempt this from happening in the renegade country between Canada and Mexico. 

Phil Spector's dying words were "Build the soundproof wall! For the love of Allah! Build the soundproof wall! Hey where's Ronnie? mmmmmmm.....(silence).....AAAGH!"

That time Robin the Boy Wonder gave Batman something he didn't care for...

Boy Wonder? More like Robin the Boy Blunder! Idiot thought Batman could use a Dark Shroud Records gift certificate. Batman promptly kicked Robin's lily ass and told him how it is. MARC LOWE SUCKS. 

Seriously. Could you imagine Batman playing a Marc Lowe or Lower Than God CD-R in the Batmobile? The coolest car on the planet would never let that crap blare thru its speakers.

The Uri Tenpo Movement wishes Adam West a Happy New Year in Heaven. God Bless you Batman, and may you never have to suffer by listening to anything on the Dark Shroud Records catalogue. Pretty sure it is banned in Heaven as it is almost everywhere else!

Also, some music trivia for you. Robin, despite his idiotic gift to Batman, actually was musically talented!  

At the height of the series' popularity, Burt Ward (the actor who played Robin) recorded several musical tracks under the production of Frank Zappa. The first two, "Boy Wonder, I Love You" (which Zappa wrote) and "Orange Colored Sky", were released as a single on November 14, 1966. 

Uri Tenpo Is Not A Man. Uri Tenpo Is A MOVEMENT!

Barbershop Quartet - UTM Remix by DJ JOV with The Marc Lowe Point

The Uri Tenpo Movement - Barbershop Quartet

A song arguably better than the entire Dark Shroud Records catalogue.

This harmonic masterpiece was recorded by a barber shop quartet whose members are key members of The Uri Tenpo Movement. The music video was shot and directed by a self-proclaimed famous award winning producer and director with no credentials but with a God-given gift.

Beware the Marcovid23 Virus!  Be diligent!  Avoid attending poorly organized and poorly attended live house events featuring insane fake musicians.  2021 will be even more insaaane as the world enters and exciting fifth year of rule by best leader ever in the world and in history now then and future: His Eminence Donald Trump.

Greatest President & First Lady Ever Fall Victim To Evil MARCOVID23 VIRUS

It is with a heavy heart that The Uri Tenpo Movement must report that The Greatest President Ever & The Greatest First Lady Ever have fallen victim to the evil Marcovid23 Virus. Top officials at the Mayonnaise Clinic in the great Republican State of Minisoda explained POTUS and FLOTUS contracted the terrible Marcovid23 virus when an exuberant supporter at a MAGA Trump Rally mistakenly selected a Marc Lowe song on Spotify when he had meant to choose a well-written and patriotic Sousa number. 

Musical analysts expressed that because every Marc Lowe song is poorly written, horribly performed and sung out of tune, that they all transmit the Marcovid23 Virus and people of all ages are at risk of contracting this unique bad music virus via Bluetooth, Blueballs, 4G, 5G, G-Shock, G-Spot, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, Marc-Lowe-Fi, YouTube, Spotify, Videomotion, Bandcamp, and even official Dark Shroud Records (which are probably really recorded in a rented apartment and just CD-Rs burned on an English teacher's computer). 

The public is advised to not attend events where Marc Lowe music will be performed or perhaps mistakenly played over speakers of any size. Furthermore, The Uri Tenpo Movement wish Donald and Melania speedy recoveries and, hopefully, no PTSD from the horrible experience they suffered by being exposed to bad music.    

Genius in his own mind MARC LOWE in his own (mostly) words

Marc Lowe - Owner of Fictional Record Company Dark Shroud Records

A darkumentary / marcumentary on Internet Un-sensastion and amateur musical journeyman Marc Lowe As read by Uri Tenpo, Lord of Muff County Donegal Ireland

The song that killed Prince and broke the Internet

This is the song that killed Prince and broke the Internet.   Nothing Compares 2 U by the ever entertaining Marc Lowe, part-time professional musician and full-time genius.  This track can be found on one of the 50 albums he has released in the past 48 months.  Look for it in the best seller bin at any major record shop.  




The Internet has this to say about this cover version available only (Thank God!) on Dark Shroud Records, a CD-R burning sweat shop located in some Fukuoka slum:  

• "Sounds like he was going for some sort of Bowiesque meets Slowcore affectation. I can’t believe I listened to the whole thing."   
• "I listened to the whole thing because it was so... nothing. I was so bored by it I forgot I had it on lol"   
• "Hahahaha!"   😂😂😂   
• "The UriTenpo Movement can’t believe it either! Hope you don’t have PTSD from it... Prayers and hopes!"   
• "I wanna earn enough karma to share his Jeff Buckley cover."   
• "He has actually covered the whole Low album. It's on youtube. It's really really bad."   
• "Vocals sound like a warped record. Love the fact he managed to pick the same line for every instrument. Good (bad) work there Mr Lowe."   
• "Covers less original than originals complemented with less than original originals seem to be this guy’s MO"   
• "Have you seen his homepage/youtube channel? It's like the documented midlife crisis of a terminal narcissist."   
• "My therapist advises me against doing so"   
• "His facebook is amazing. He has a shrine to himself in his apartment, consisting of lots of CD-Rs with pretentious selfies on the covers, displayed on stands."   
• "I feel like there was an idea that might have sorta kinda worked if the performance was better and the music wasn't so boring."   
• "That idea would more and lightly be an unbutchered element of the original song."  
•  "Your mixing skills are trash, your vocal skills are trash, your instrumentation is trash and your attitude is trash."   
• "You need a reality check, man."   

These wonderful reviews can be read in their beautiful entirety at a nifty little Internet site known as Reddit, the front page of the internet.  Reddit is a network of communities based on people's interests. Find communities you're interested in, and become part of an online community!

Here is the URL:
https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/comments/cz6f6b/marc_lowe_nothing_compares_to_u_the_cover_version/ 

Dark Shroud Records recording artist Marc Lowe sets YouTube record!

Dark Shroud Records recording artist Marc Lowe sets YouTube record!

This is a screen shot submitted by loyal comrade.  It indicates that the song Open on the non-vinyl record Neverland misspelled and sold by Dark Shroud Records has managed to achieve a whopping 22 views in just one month.  Even more impressively, it has racked up a staggering 135 thumbs downs.  Wow!  How does this even happen?  The music of Marc Lowe defies physics and logic!  Amazing!

Members of the Uri Tenpo Movement speculate that there might be Russian interference, perhaps because Russia will play Japan in Japan at the 2019 Rugby World Cup.  Putin has made it abundantly clear with his body language that he does not want Mr. Lowe to play State Anthem of the Russian Federation (Music: Alexander Alexandrov / Lyrics: Sergey Mikhalkov) out of fear of an egregious cacophonous remix lacking any dynamics or feel.

YouTube and Google could not be reached for comment but would probably say "Umm, like, I guess the end users just didn't like it very much.  We make YouTube useful for the end-user by offering a simple choice between a thumbs up and a thumbs down.  So, unless they were upside down or had double vision or something like that, umm, they would've like hit the thumbs up if they liked it.  Our Al Gore isms indicate that people who like the music or sound give a thumbs up while those who find it offensive or crappy give it a thumbs down then whine about it on social media so other entitled persons can do the same."  Because that is how Americans talk.

It is our sincerest hope that people listen with an open mind and give it the rating it deserves:

click here for MUSIC SO BAD IT'S GOOD

Remember now --- A thumbs up means you like it and a thumbs down means you don't.  It's EZ PZ rubber squeegee!

Visit soon again comrades for Uri Tenpo T-Shirt Giveaway special event.

Leonard Cohen's HALLELUJAH butchered in maybe its worst cover ever

Leonard Cohen's HALLELUJAH gets butchered in maybe its worst cover ever!

Check this little gem out!

So bad, it's good!


“I was reading a review of a movie called Watchmen that uses it, and the reviewer said, ‘Can we please have a moratorium on ‘Hallelujah’ in movies and television shows?’ and I kind of feel the same way,” Cohen told the Guardian. “I think it’s a good song, but too many people sing it.”
                                                (Source:  ROLLING STONE - July 10, 2009)

It currently has 184 views and 254 dislikes on YouTube.  How is that even possible?  Perhaps Leonard's deceased fans gave this cover some thumbs down?  Or maybe it just stinks that bad...  You be the judge, to each his own.  Some might claim that the 4 likes it has are from SPAM accounts.  Those pesky folks at Hormel are very diabolical after all.  The upload itself might be SPAM as it does not appear to be on an official Marc Lowe, This Dark Shroud, or Dark Shroud Records channel.  It also does not appear to be on an official TMLP, The Marc Lowe Point, DJ JOV, Fukuoka Luxury, Uri Tenpo Movement, or Bowel Movement channel.  It might be from Bizarro World!