Native American Pro LGBT Artist Prickly Succulent's Amazing Sketch of Musician Marc Lowe

Native American Pro LGBT artist Prickly Succulent's amazing sketch of musician Marc Lowe as the Ugly Duckling of the Music Industry. Producer of all things amazing, Uri Tenpo, has declared this piece "GENIUS!" And, it is easy to see why.

Amazing Sketch of Musician Marc Lowe

Besides the stunning vibrant color scheme used by Succulent, the picture paints a deep dark picture on a canvas of digital black nails. The often fired and publicly despised fake musician is cast as The Ugly Duckling. This fowl musician will spend the life of this art next to his own feces---Feces that symbolize the noise he declares to be genius music of a high caliber composition and production (It is not!). The duckling appears distraught, perhaps pondering why his beak is so big and why he, a duck of all creatures, would be cursed with buck teeth. How many other ducks suffer from malocclusions? Not many. The unkempt balding hair is also symbolic of people who exemplify the Dunning-Kruger Effect by claiming to be talented geniuses while they are actually incompetent but too narcissistic to realize the truth. Succulent was able to achieve this difficult artistic concept with just a few strokes of his trusty Zebra Brand Sarasa 1.00mm black ballpoint pen.

Priced to move at just $2222.22 USD, this is a real bargain. There are only a few people who are fortunate enough to have original Prickly Succulent masterpieces in their homes or offices. You could be one of the lucky ones if you act now. Operators are standing by, and because Uri Tenpo Productions is an Equal Opportunity Employer some operators are standing bi. Remember, Prick is a pro LGBT artist. He is also a very sought after mysterious Native American artist who is half-Cherokee, and also half-Italian and half-Mexican.

The rumors flying around Hollywood tell us that Paramount and Disney are both considering using this piece as the foundation for a new children's blockbuster movie about The Ugly Duckling. The film's score and soundtrack, in an ironic but logical choice, will feature music by NOT Marc Lowe. Hollywood knows that music can ruin a film and would never use sub-standard music composed by an idiot on a Casio keyboard. 

Happy Birthday to genius musician Marc Lowe songer singwriter flounder of Dark Shroud Records

The Uri Tenpo Movement wishes a jovial and merry, yet kosher, Happy Birthday to the amazing actor and genius musician Marc Lowe, songer singwriter flounder of the ever popular and best selling Dark Shroud Records.

 

Whistler's Nostrils - A Work Of Art - by artists with God given gifts

Whistler's Nostrils

A Work Of Art

by artists with God given gifts

Whistler's Nostrils

What can we say about this except that this sketch by Le Artiste PRICKLY SUCCULENT (official cameraman of The Marc Lowe Point and cinematographer of The Uri Tenpo Movement), when painted by Le Artiste ANNE TONI BASQUETCASE, is nothing short of a masterpiece. These two professional artists, with so many very many amazing credentials, took on this yyyyuuuuuugggge undertaking that is both a side project for the artists, and an artistic collaboration, as well. The result of their God given gifts is this work of art. It's title? Why, "WHISTLER'S NOSTRILS", of course.

The attention to detail is amazing. It captures the emotions of the subject, object and verb very well. Succulent's sketchy artichokes coupled with Basquetcase's paint strokes make no jokes in this priceless work of art. The sounds the viewers of this art will hear resemble the cascading harmonies and brilliant new chord progressions of Brian Wilson in his prime, and the melodies of Gershwin and Bach at their musical pinnacles. This painting is both why The Mona Lisa is smiling and why Beethoven rolls over. This is by far better than Sgt. Pepper, Pet Sounds, Dark Side of the Moon, Thriller, Born To Run, IV, Velvet Underground, and Highway 61 Revisted---COMBINED! It might even be almost as good as any Lady Gaga album, but not quite. Not quite. But close! Real close.

This remarkable painting was curated by Tess Tickles at the prestigious Uri Tenpo Art Gallery, an art gallery with no physical address rumored to have countless art masterpieces, famous paintings and rare sculptures all on CD-R or streaming services. And, last year, a truly fabulous musician, star singer, and top ranked genius known as MARC GLOWE purchased this rare piece of half-Italian, half-Cherokee, and half-Mexican artwork for the unheard of sum of 1,000 Korean Won. That's right folks, one-thousand(!) Korean Won. 

Mr. Glowe bought the painting to put on display on his luxury ship, The Black Pole, which sails The Black Sea. Lifestyle Condoms of the Famous Rich reported in an LCOTFR exclusive special broadcast about Marc Glowe that the painting remains under a shroud only to be seen by Mr. Glowe and his pet gecko, who is affectionately named Glass. The peculiar genius has stated previously to the media that true art can only be truly appreciated by true musical geniuses, genius artists, and reptiles. Makes sense.  

Marc1 Fake Musician Marc Lowe remixed

Marc1 Fake Musician Marc Lowe remixed



Fake / ˈfāk / adjective
: not true, real, or genuine : counterfeit, sham
: a worthless imitation passed off as genuine
: impostor, charlatan

Fake Musician:

1) an idiot who claims to be a professional musician yet gets outsung by a heckler
2)a knob who bangs on a keyboard randomly and calls it music
3)a deadbeat who knocks off an album in one night

Yet another remix that really outdoes the original. A major improvement if you will. The Uri Tenpo Movement enjoys DJ JOV remixes but this INSAAANE series of 30 remixes available exclusively on Japanese streaming services is by far the best yet. Nobody knows much about the origin of these professionally engineered and remixed gems, but they are rumored to be from Australia or somewhere close to the South Pole. And, they have more views than the originals, so they must be better.

Soft Cell's terrible cover of Black Sabbath's Paranoid - So bad IT'S GOOD!

This is a gem!  Marc Almond and Dave Ball never disappoint.  Even when they stink the joint up with cheap-ass crap like this horrible Ozzy Osbourne song; Black Sabbath - Paranoid.  They had to be taking the piss.  Give it a listen.  It will definitely make you laugh.



One of the worst covers ever.