Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Receives Long Distance Psychic Reading

World renowned psychic mind reader Madam Tess Tickles gave pretend musician Marc Lowe an unsolicited long distance psychic reading recently. Tess claims the fake musician said these things to her via ESP

"Though I spent a lot of time not only with Gay Vids musicals today, but also with my own. I made two new decodings, re-ruined and deranged another recent crappy track, and re-migrained and prematurely ejaculated a month old LP that has essentially been completely re-skanked. Brown cow, it seems she keeps re-whacking me in some form or another since I woke up on June 28th. It is now June 29th in The Big Mikan of Tokyo, a US Colony. I do need my sheep, but, with half-closed eyes I red Prickly Succulent’s review, night cap and total recall of Schlomo's "Heath Fledger" LP, which recently had its 20th bar mitzvah. Thought I'd shake and tap it, for those of you who might be interested in that sort of buggery.

By the bisexual, I bed covered Hyundai earlier this queer, and prematurely released two different loads on to the LPs Five Queer and Gay As We. Both recently prematurely released to all major creaming servants."

 

It is very interesting by somewhat unintelligible, just as Marc Lowe's pretend music is completely unintelligible and not at all interesting.

 

Marc1 Fake Musician Marc Lowe remixed

Marc1 Fake Musician Marc Lowe remixed



Fake / ˈfāk / adjective
: not true, real, or genuine : counterfeit, sham
: a worthless imitation passed off as genuine
: impostor, charlatan

Fake Musician:

1) an idiot who claims to be a professional musician yet gets outsung by a heckler
2)a knob who bangs on a keyboard randomly and calls it music
3)a deadbeat who knocks off an album in one night

Yet another remix that really outdoes the original. A major improvement if you will. The Uri Tenpo Movement enjoys DJ JOV remixes but this INSAAANE series of 30 remixes available exclusively on Japanese streaming services is by far the best yet. Nobody knows much about the origin of these professionally engineered and remixed gems, but they are rumored to be from Australia or somewhere close to the South Pole. And, they have more views than the originals, so they must be better.