Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Receives Long Distance Psychic Reading

World renowned psychic mind reader Madam Tess Tickles gave pretend musician Marc Lowe an unsolicited long distance psychic reading recently. Tess claims the fake musician said these things to her via ESP

"Though I spent a lot of time not only with Gay Vids musicals today, but also with my own. I made two new decodings, re-ruined and deranged another recent crappy track, and re-migrained and prematurely ejaculated a month old LP that has essentially been completely re-skanked. Brown cow, it seems she keeps re-whacking me in some form or another since I woke up on June 28th. It is now June 29th in The Big Mikan of Tokyo, a US Colony. I do need my sheep, but, with half-closed eyes I red Prickly Succulent’s review, night cap and total recall of Schlomo's "Heath Fledger" LP, which recently had its 20th bar mitzvah. Thought I'd shake and tap it, for those of you who might be interested in that sort of buggery.

By the bisexual, I bed covered Hyundai earlier this queer, and prematurely released two different loads on to the LPs Five Queer and Gay As We. Both recently prematurely released to all major creaming servants."

 

It is very interesting by somewhat unintelligible, just as Marc Lowe's pretend music is completely unintelligible and not at all interesting.

 

Meet The Beatles? Nope. Meet Marc Lowe, a musical incompetent joker

Meet The Beatles? 

Nope. 

Meet Marc Lowe, a musical incompetent joker. 

Marc Lowe, a musical incompetent joker

In this stunning illustration, Batman's nemesis and arch enemy, The Joker, declares fake musician Marc Lowe an "IDIOT." 

Batman and Joker fans need not worry. 

The upcoming Batman and Joker films will feature music by NOT MARC LOWE. 

No worries. Enjoy your curries. Punch in flurries. 

Marc Lowe as Narcissaurus Lex

Marc Lowe as Narcissaurus Lex

Comrades! Good evening!

Scientists have informed me that long, long ago there lived dinosaurs with black nails known as the Narcissaurus Lex. They were an egotistical breed of untalented dinosaurs who went extinct because other creatures could not stand the sight or sound of them. These same scientists are certain that the dinosaurs devolved into a lesser species known as Fake Musicians. The most egregious of whom is none other than Internet un-sensation and the perennially out of tune Marc Lowe. Is it just a matter of time before Fake Musicians go extinct, as well? We can only hope and pray.

Ukraine has suffered enough. They don't need a narcissistic idiot making noise labeled as music in their support. They need guns and Devo records. They need Putin on the Ritz. They need TMLP!

Onward, comrades! Onward!

Uri Tenpo is a Movement.

Uri Tenpo's review of This Dark Shroud

"You can re-brand manure, but it'll still be crap."
Sir Uri Tenpo
Purveyor of music so bad it's good



The title is surprisingly accurate.

It leaves even hearing impaired listeners in pain.

This Dark Shroud is the new dismal duo polluting the Internet with music so bad it's good.

Review:

Recommended play in shops hoping to go out of business. Might work in bars wishing to clear out the customers so the bartender can shag a groupie from a band that has groupies.  Goes well with bum wines like Mad Dog 20/20 and Night Train, as it will amplify the terrible hangover.

An important update about musical SPAM by Sir Uri Tenpo:

“Hahahaha, like OMG and gag me with a spoon!  Looks like the brainiac who made the video has taken it down.  Guess it left his or her ears in pain, as well.  Oh well, we’re fairly certain there will be new material of a dodgy quality for your aural pleasure. “. U.T.