Marc Lowe as Narcissaurus Lex

Marc Lowe as Narcissaurus Lex

Comrades! Good evening!

Scientists have informed me that long, long ago there lived dinosaurs with black nails known as the Narcissaurus Lex. They were an egotistical breed of untalented dinosaurs who went extinct because other creatures could not stand the sight or sound of them. These same scientists are certain that the dinosaurs devolved into a lesser species known as Fake Musicians. The most egregious of whom is none other than Internet un-sensation and the perennially out of tune Marc Lowe. Is it just a matter of time before Fake Musicians go extinct, as well? We can only hope and pray.

Ukraine has suffered enough. They don't need a narcissistic idiot making noise labeled as music in their support. They need guns and Devo records. They need Putin on the Ritz. They need TMLP!

Onward, comrades! Onward!

Uri Tenpo is a Movement.

"Japan's Marcovid23 Virus Spike Caused By Exposure To Marc Lowe Music" - The Daily Hebrew

Greetings  to our UTM comrades in the great Biden Banana Republic, the premier suburb of Tel Aviv. It is with a heavy heart and an iron fist that we must report that thousands of innocent Japanese are suffering and dying due to exposure to the noise marketed as music by Marc Lowe on his fake record label Dark Shroud Records. 

Reputable international news organizations such as The Daily Hebrew have reported that Japan's Marcovid 23 Virus spike is directly linked to exposure to the horrible sounds he calls his music. The fact that Marc Lowe has recently released music on streaming services and video hosting sites directly coincides with the rapid increase of those infected and those who died from the deadly Marcovid23 Virus. 

Stay safe out there, comrades. Remember, Uri Tenpo is not a man, Uri Tenpo is a movement. More importantly, remember to protect yourselves from the musical diarrhea of Marc Lowe by keeping your Kitakyushu engineered Toto Toilet lids closed. Keeping the lid close will help prevent the spread of his crap into the air. 

Marc Lowe - Creator of Marcovid23 Virus

Middle Aged Man Performs Flagellating Show & Tell At Tokyo Mental Hospital

Enjoy this performance of a middle aged man performing what can best be described as a "Hey guys!  Come over and watch me play with my toys!" performance.  Idiot goes from playing with a drum set (NOT playing the drums! haha!) to toy casio keyboard to special needs Android tablet to toy synthesizer (maybe real).  If your ears can handle this noise, they will submit when you hear him play sing.


Not sure what you just saw?  Neither are we.  Neither are the two nurses on duty at the institution at which he paid to play.  Maji-De!


*** Note From Editor ***  This is even better when you turn the sound down.

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