"Japan's Marcovid23 Virus Spike Caused By Exposure To Marc Lowe Music" - The Daily Hebrew

Greetings  to our UTM comrades in the great Biden Banana Republic, the premier suburb of Tel Aviv. It is with a heavy heart and an iron fist that we must report that thousands of innocent Japanese are suffering and dying due to exposure to the noise marketed as music by Marc Lowe on his fake record label Dark Shroud Records. 

Reputable international news organizations such as The Daily Hebrew have reported that Japan's Marcovid 23 Virus spike is directly linked to exposure to the horrible sounds he calls his music. The fact that Marc Lowe has recently released music on streaming services and video hosting sites directly coincides with the rapid increase of those infected and those who died from the deadly Marcovid23 Virus. 

Stay safe out there, comrades. Remember, Uri Tenpo is not a man, Uri Tenpo is a movement. More importantly, remember to protect yourselves from the musical diarrhea of Marc Lowe by keeping your Kitakyushu engineered Toto Toilet lids closed. Keeping the lid close will help prevent the spread of his crap into the air. 

Marc Lowe - Creator of Marcovid23 Virus

That time Robin the Boy Wonder gave Batman something he didn't care for...

Boy Wonder? More like Robin the Boy Blunder! Idiot thought Batman could use a Dark Shroud Records gift certificate. Batman promptly kicked Robin's lily ass and told him how it is. MARC LOWE SUCKS. 

Seriously. Could you imagine Batman playing a Marc Lowe or Lower Than God CD-R in the Batmobile? The coolest car on the planet would never let that crap blare thru its speakers.

The Uri Tenpo Movement wishes Adam West a Happy New Year in Heaven. God Bless you Batman, and may you never have to suffer by listening to anything on the Dark Shroud Records catalogue. Pretty sure it is banned in Heaven as it is almost everywhere else!

Also, some music trivia for you. Robin, despite his idiotic gift to Batman, actually was musically talented!  

At the height of the series' popularity, Burt Ward (the actor who played Robin) recorded several musical tracks under the production of Frank Zappa. The first two, "Boy Wonder, I Love You" (which Zappa wrote) and "Orange Colored Sky", were released as a single on November 14, 1966. 

Uri Tenpo Is Not A Man. Uri Tenpo Is A MOVEMENT!