"Japan's Marcovid23 Virus Spike Caused By Exposure To Marc Lowe Music" - The Daily Hebrew

Greetings  to our UTM comrades in the great Biden Banana Republic, the premier suburb of Tel Aviv. It is with a heavy heart and an iron fist that we must report that thousands of innocent Japanese are suffering and dying due to exposure to the noise marketed as music by Marc Lowe on his fake record label Dark Shroud Records. 

Reputable international news organizations such as The Daily Hebrew have reported that Japan's Marcovid 23 Virus spike is directly linked to exposure to the horrible sounds he calls his music. The fact that Marc Lowe has recently released music on streaming services and video hosting sites directly coincides with the rapid increase of those infected and those who died from the deadly Marcovid23 Virus. 

Stay safe out there, comrades. Remember, Uri Tenpo is not a man, Uri Tenpo is a movement. More importantly, remember to protect yourselves from the musical diarrhea of Marc Lowe by keeping your Kitakyushu engineered Toto Toilet lids closed. Keeping the lid close will help prevent the spread of his crap into the air. 

Marc Lowe - Creator of Marcovid23 Virus

Barbershop Quartet - UTM Remix by DJ JOV with The Marc Lowe Point

The Uri Tenpo Movement - Barbershop Quartet

A song arguably better than the entire Dark Shroud Records catalogue.

This harmonic masterpiece was recorded by a barber shop quartet whose members are key members of The Uri Tenpo Movement. The music video was shot and directed by a self-proclaimed famous award winning producer and director with no credentials but with a God-given gift.

Beware the Marcovid23 Virus!  Be diligent!  Avoid attending poorly organized and poorly attended live house events featuring insane fake musicians.  2021 will be even more insaaane as the world enters and exciting fifth year of rule by best leader ever in the world and in history now then and future: His Eminence Donald Trump.

Greatest President & First Lady Ever Fall Victim To Evil MARCOVID23 VIRUS

It is with a heavy heart that The Uri Tenpo Movement must report that The Greatest President Ever & The Greatest First Lady Ever have fallen victim to the evil Marcovid23 Virus. Top officials at the Mayonnaise Clinic in the great Republican State of Minisoda explained POTUS and FLOTUS contracted the terrible Marcovid23 virus when an exuberant supporter at a MAGA Trump Rally mistakenly selected a Marc Lowe song on Spotify when he had meant to choose a well-written and patriotic Sousa number. 

Musical analysts expressed that because every Marc Lowe song is poorly written, horribly performed and sung out of tune, that they all transmit the Marcovid23 Virus and people of all ages are at risk of contracting this unique bad music virus via Bluetooth, Blueballs, 4G, 5G, G-Shock, G-Spot, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, Marc-Lowe-Fi, YouTube, Spotify, Videomotion, Bandcamp, and even official Dark Shroud Records (which are probably really recorded in a rented apartment and just CD-Rs burned on an English teacher's computer). 

The public is advised to not attend events where Marc Lowe music will be performed or perhaps mistakenly played over speakers of any size. Furthermore, The Uri Tenpo Movement wish Donald and Melania speedy recoveries and, hopefully, no PTSD from the horrible experience they suffered by being exposed to bad music.    

Insaaane 3 - fake musician Marc Lowe remixed and improved

Joni Mitchell told Rollling Stone the music industry is a "cesspool".

Guess what?  She's right!

Thanks to Al Gore's invention (the Internet), there is a lot of bad music out there being distributed by fake musicians on fake record labels.

Fortunately, there are studio gurus who can remix songs to make them better.

Here is one:


Insaaane 3 - fake musician Marc Lowe remixed and improved

What's your favourite insane Insaaane remix? We don't care but there are so many to choose from. Avoid the Marcovid23 virus at all costs.

Soliloquy of Marc Lowe - Inspired by a fake musician

Soliloquy of Marc Lowe - Inspired by a fake musician

This genius video, professionally recorded and produced, but never network aired, is clearly the best fiction monologue of fictional musician Marc Lowe (not his real name) raving madly about the hours and hours and hours of noisy fictional music he has created on an unreal Internet.  Listeners of his diatribe will compare him to King Leopold II (real person) in Mark Twain's (real author) 1905 pamphlet.



Remember people, don't get SICKO.

#stayawayfrommarclowe'smusic is the best way to avoid the Marcovid23 Virus.