Taliban spokesperson on fake musician Marc Lowe

 

As-Salam-u-Alaikum wa-rahmatullahi wa-barakatuh!

The musical crimes of Marc Lowe apparently will not be tolerated by the Taliban in the lovely country of Afghanistan. In regards to the noise he calls music, a spokesperson for the Taliban labelled it as camel dung and suggested flushing it thru Iran into the Persian Gulf. 

Diktats have been issued under Sharia Law banning his noise from Afghanistan. Furthermore, the Biden Banana Republic must assume responsibility and punish him for his musical crimes. 

The Uri Tenpo Movement has been asked to assist in this important diplomatic crusade. 

Don't accept fake music from fake musicians on fake record labels. 

Music fans of the world unite!

Audu billah!

 

"Japan's Marcovid23 Virus Spike Caused By Exposure To Marc Lowe Music" - The Daily Hebrew

Greetings  to our UTM comrades in the great Biden Banana Republic, the premier suburb of Tel Aviv. It is with a heavy heart and an iron fist that we must report that thousands of innocent Japanese are suffering and dying due to exposure to the noise marketed as music by Marc Lowe on his fake record label Dark Shroud Records. 

Reputable international news organizations such as The Daily Hebrew have reported that Japan's Marcovid 23 Virus spike is directly linked to exposure to the horrible sounds he calls his music. The fact that Marc Lowe has recently released music on streaming services and video hosting sites directly coincides with the rapid increase of those infected and those who died from the deadly Marcovid23 Virus. 

Stay safe out there, comrades. Remember, Uri Tenpo is not a man, Uri Tenpo is a movement. More importantly, remember to protect yourselves from the musical diarrhea of Marc Lowe by keeping your Kitakyushu engineered Toto Toilet lids closed. Keeping the lid close will help prevent the spread of his crap into the air. 

Marc Lowe - Creator of Marcovid23 Virus

Prickly Succulent official designer of Banana Biden Republic Flag

An important member of the Uri Tenpo Movement, a certain Senor Prickly Succulent, has been named official designer of Banana Biden Republic Flag. The new flag for the wussified divided states formerly Amerika can be seen here. 

When asked how he came up with the splendid design, the half-Cherokee half-Mexican half-Italian full Prick replied "Well, I just channeled Marc Lowe. He ruins famous songs all the times so it was quite easy for me to ruin the flag and make a flag terrible enough for the "sleepy joe" Biden Banana Republic."

Reporters also asked Prick if he often listens to Marc Lowe records or anything on Dark Shroud Records and he answered tersely "Why would I listen to that crap? And, they aren't even on records. It's a fake label that burns CD-Rs and ruins the environment."

Several periodicals and daily newspapers have hinted that Marc Lowe might be indicted and tried for his musical crimes against the nation.

We can only pray...and hug.

Onward, comrades, onward!

 

 

2021 Burmese coup d'état caused by Marc Lowe music released on Dark Shroud Records

 - The Uri Tenpo News Network -

- Year One of Biden Banana Republic, Month of Valentine, 7st Day -

(Associated Permanent Press members contributed to this news article)

The UTNN has been informed by high ranking confidential sources that the 2021 Burmese coup d'état in Myanmar was caused by the horrible music of Marc Lowe which was released on the fake label of Dark Shroud Records. Lowe, a nefarious fake musician raised by gypsy magicians, has released a copious amount of toxic sound-waves he calls songs and albums. This noise so troubled the trigger happy soldiers in the Military of Myanmar ( MOM ) that they recently held a coup d'état to protest.

How will Sleepy Joe Biden respond? Without the capacity of China to buy Biden for a paltry sum of 1.5 billion USD, Myanmar is hard pressed to get their regular government reinstated. It is the sincere hope of the citizens of the Biden Banana Republic that he take stringent measures to stop the streaming and CD-R spinning spread of bad music via the Marcovid23 Virus. 

It is bad enough lives are being lost in Asia. It is imperative they preempt this from happening in the renegade country between Canada and Mexico. 

Phil Spector's dying words were "Build the soundproof wall! For the love of Allah! Build the soundproof wall! Hey where's Ronnie? mmmmmmm.....(silence).....AAAGH!"

Marc Lowe Balloons - A perfect gift for Biden supporters

Welcome to Year One of The Biden Banana Republic. The Uri Tenpo Movement is celebrating fake victory with real balloons featuring a fake musician on a fake record label.  Available now until February 26th online for pre-order you can reserve your very own Marc Lowe Balloons. After February 26th you'll need to post-order them. But even if you don't order them, you can enjoy them online here at the best blog in the universe. 

Marc Lowe - Balloons for Biden

Duck U Sicko - Starring Guido Di Sicko - An Uri Tenpo Film

 

DUCK U SICKO is going to be the biggest bestest blockbuster movie of the Summer of 2021 (Year 1 of Biden Banana Republic). It features an excellent soundtrack of Music by: NOT Marc Lowe. Uri Tenpo Productions is fast becoming a major player in the film industry. Besides sponsoring the extremely popular and successful Rising Sun International Film Festival, UTP also is working hard to eradicate the world of bad music. Guido Di Sicko has joined forces with the Uri Tenpo Movement and is doing a mother ducking good job ensuring establishments promise to be Marc Lowe Music Free Zones. During these trying times of the Marcovid23 Virus and other maladies caused by the horrible noises on Dark Shroud Records (a fake record label with no physical address) it is important to ensure the safety of patrons by enforcing Marc Lowe Music Free Zones. Stay very safety by not playing and CD-Rs or diarrhea streaming of DSR and Marc Lowe.