As-Salam-u-Alaikum wa-rahmatullahi wa-barakatuh!
The musical crimes of Marc Lowe apparently will not be tolerated by the Taliban in the lovely country of Afghanistan. In regards to the noise he calls music, a spokesperson for the Taliban labelled it as camel dung and suggested flushing it thru Iran into the Persian Gulf.
Diktats have been issued under Sharia Law banning his noise from Afghanistan. Furthermore, the Biden Banana Republic must assume responsibility and punish him for his musical crimes.
The Uri Tenpo Movement has been asked to assist in this important diplomatic crusade.
Don't accept fake music from fake musicians on fake record labels.
Music fans of the world unite!
Audu billah!