Taliban spokesperson on fake musician Marc Lowe

 

As-Salam-u-Alaikum wa-rahmatullahi wa-barakatuh!

The musical crimes of Marc Lowe apparently will not be tolerated by the Taliban in the lovely country of Afghanistan. In regards to the noise he calls music, a spokesperson for the Taliban labelled it as camel dung and suggested flushing it thru Iran into the Persian Gulf. 

Diktats have been issued under Sharia Law banning his noise from Afghanistan. Furthermore, the Biden Banana Republic must assume responsibility and punish him for his musical crimes. 

The Uri Tenpo Movement has been asked to assist in this important diplomatic crusade. 

Don't accept fake music from fake musicians on fake record labels. 

Music fans of the world unite!

Audu billah!

 

Newer Sounds - fake musician Marc Lowe remixed and improved

Newer Sounds - fake musician Marc Lowe remixed and improved

The Internet has voted and the remix is better!

According to #1 video site in Japan

"Newer Sounds is a remix homage to the Sewer Sounds created by Marc Lowe whilst committing musical crimes with toy keyboards and plywood guitars he can't play right

Another fan hater troll re-mix of fake musician Marc Lowe, worst musician in Tokyo, best produce ever"

In these trying times, the Uri Tenpo Movement begs of you to #StayAwayFromBadMusic #PutMasksOverMalocclusions #AvoidPayToPlayFakeMusicians #DontContractTheMarcovid23Virus

WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST MUSIC

This keyboard used by Marc Lowe (note how we did't say "played by Marc Lowe", umm, maybe we should've said "abused by Marc Lowe") is wanted for crimes against music.

The Uri Tenpo Movement will pay $100 cash money for the capture of this keyboard.