It is with a heavy heart that The Uri Tenpo Movement must report that The Greatest President Ever & The Greatest First Lady Ever have fallen victim to the evil Marcovid23 Virus. Top officials at the Mayonnaise Clinic in the great Republican State of Minisoda explained POTUS and FLOTUS contracted the terrible Marcovid23 virus when an exuberant supporter at a MAGA Trump Rally mistakenly selected a Marc Lowe song on Spotify when he had meant to choose a well-written and patriotic Sousa number.
Musical analysts expressed that because every Marc Lowe song is poorly written, horribly performed and sung out of tune, that they all transmit the Marcovid23 Virus and people of all ages are at risk of contracting this unique bad music virus via Bluetooth, Blueballs, 4G, 5G, G-Shock, G-Spot, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, Marc-Lowe-Fi, YouTube, Spotify, Videomotion, Bandcamp, and even official Dark Shroud Records (which are probably really recorded in a rented apartment and just CD-Rs burned on an English teacher's computer).
The public is advised to not attend events where Marc Lowe music will be performed or perhaps mistakenly played over speakers of any size. Furthermore, The Uri Tenpo Movement wish Donald and Melania speedy recoveries and, hopefully, no PTSD from the horrible experience they suffered by being exposed to bad music.