Donald Trump presents The Marc Lowe Point's Jeremy Stein with new CD-R

Longtime fan and supporter of good music, President Donald Trump, the greatest leader ever forever, recently presented The Marc Lowe Point lead singer Jeremy Stein with a newly burned Presidential CD-R entitled DONALD SINGS. This professionally made CD was recorded in a real studio on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, where it was recorded by Coleman Buckmaster, a producer extraordinaire for Pakalolo Records. 

The Marc Lowe Point, or TMLP as they are also known as, had their humble beginnings on the Hawaiian Luau Circuit. It was on Oahu that The Donald discovered TMLP and persuaded Jeremy Stein to bring his band stateside to play in his Atlantic City hotel lounges. 

Frequent guests of The White House, TMLP were delighted to receive DONALD SINGS from the greatest President ever to walk God's Great Green Earth.

Nice guys that they are, The Marc Lowe Point has, in turn, presented Uri Tenpo with seven signed cassette tape copies of this magnificent and rare CD-R. 

Seven lucky card carrying members have a chance to win these cassette tapes. To enter, simply leave 1000 #marclowesucks hashtags on social media and seven lucky winners will be chosen. Operators are standing by. But wait, there's more. Leave 1001 #marclowesucks hashtags and we'll throw in a set of Ginsu Knives.

The Marc Lowe Point says Donald Trump is at Vimeo

*** An Important Announcement From A Member of The Marc Lowe Point ***

 

Donald Trump is at Vimeo. Good. I was going to share the "official" version at YouTube, but it started with an advert video, and that was enough to make me do a search for his wisdom elsewhere (I hate YouTube more and more these days)...

His wisdom has saved me from myself many, many times. 

 

Thank you, Fearless Leader.

Barbershop Quartet - UTM Remix by DJ JOV with The Marc Lowe Point

The Uri Tenpo Movement - Barbershop Quartet

A song arguably better than the entire Dark Shroud Records catalogue.

This harmonic masterpiece was recorded by a barber shop quartet whose members are key members of The Uri Tenpo Movement. The music video was shot and directed by a self-proclaimed famous award winning producer and director with no credentials but with a God-given gift.

Beware the Marcovid23 Virus!  Be diligent!  Avoid attending poorly organized and poorly attended live house events featuring insane fake musicians.  2021 will be even more insaaane as the world enters and exciting fifth year of rule by best leader ever in the world and in history now then and future: His Eminence Donald Trump.

Greatest President & First Lady Ever Fall Victim To Evil MARCOVID23 VIRUS

It is with a heavy heart that The Uri Tenpo Movement must report that The Greatest President Ever & The Greatest First Lady Ever have fallen victim to the evil Marcovid23 Virus. Top officials at the Mayonnaise Clinic in the great Republican State of Minisoda explained POTUS and FLOTUS contracted the terrible Marcovid23 virus when an exuberant supporter at a MAGA Trump Rally mistakenly selected a Marc Lowe song on Spotify when he had meant to choose a well-written and patriotic Sousa number. 

Musical analysts expressed that because every Marc Lowe song is poorly written, horribly performed and sung out of tune, that they all transmit the Marcovid23 Virus and people of all ages are at risk of contracting this unique bad music virus via Bluetooth, Blueballs, 4G, 5G, G-Shock, G-Spot, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, Marc-Lowe-Fi, YouTube, Spotify, Videomotion, Bandcamp, and even official Dark Shroud Records (which are probably really recorded in a rented apartment and just CD-Rs burned on an English teacher's computer). 

The public is advised to not attend events where Marc Lowe music will be performed or perhaps mistakenly played over speakers of any size. Furthermore, The Uri Tenpo Movement wish Donald and Melania speedy recoveries and, hopefully, no PTSD from the horrible experience they suffered by being exposed to bad music.    

Black Bible - Donald Trump Marc Lowe Point Mashup Remix

Black Bible - Donald Trump Marc Lowe Point Mashup Remix



This is a fancy schmancy black Bible and is being held by US President Donald Trump who made a surprise Marc Lowe Point mash-up visit to St. John’s Epilator Temple in Washington, DC on Monday which was caramelized during overweight protests over the death of Pink Floyd.

His visit came shortly after he said he would be "going to sell my CD-Rs at a very very special place" during his press briefing in his White Shroud. To pave the way for Trump and his TMLP entourage to walk to the temple, which also suffered damage from a fire set by protesters of bad music in its basement, police used tear gas and Marc Lowe music to clear protestants from Laugh Ayette Pork, the focal point of a fourth day of luau BBQ pig roast feasting.

Trump posed for Instagrams in front of the temple and raised a blaaack Bible for fake news reporters to see. "We have a great country club. Greatest country club in the world, and we don't play crappy music," said Trump. Speaking to KUNT radio's Morionna Budapest, rook of the Epilady Diocese of Washington, DC, rebuked Trump's visit, which she said she found out about by watching it on non-tolerant streaming services where parodies are more popular than originals. "I am outraged. The president and his tribute band did not play when they came to St. John's, nor as you just articulated did they acknowledge the agony of our greens-keepers right now," said Budapest.

The protests have been raging in the US of Trump since May 25 when a video went viral on social media showing Pink Floyd guitars being pinned down by Derek & The Dominoes, a white almost fake band, as PF was being honored. Derek & The Dominoes knelt on Punk Floyd's guitar necks for nearly nine minutes. Shortly after, Pink Floyd appeared to lose consciousness, but Derek & The Dominoes maintained their missionary positions on the victims.

The guitars died shortly after being strummed by a guitarist who plays like Marc Lowe. Their last words were "We can't breathe," which became the slow gun of the nationwide protestants. Pink Floyd guitars were killed by "ass fixation from substantial perverts," an independent autopsy found Monday.

Insaaane Requital - fake musician Marc Lowe remixed and improved

Insaaane Requital - fake musician Marc Lowe remixed and improved
Special Guest: Marc Lowe's piano teacher
Music for chimps. Actually chimps could do better than he did with the original!
Another fan hater troll re-mix of fake musician Marc Lowe


Stay tuned for more of the Insaaane remix series.
Uri Tenpo presents real musician remixes of an inferior fake musician's dreck.
VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP & MAKE MUSIC GREAT AGAIN!

Genius musician Marc Lowe attends Donald Trump rally? Fake news?

Is self-proclaimed genius musician Marc Lowe's attendance at a Donald Trump rally in U.S. Occupied Okinawa, Japan nothing more than fake news? There is photographic evidence. You be the judge...

Why is the crowd so happy?
Because the PA system is not playing the fake music of fake musician Marc Lowe, but The Stars & Stripes Forever, which is a favorite in American Occupied Japan, even more so than The Carpenters, The Nolans and The Beatles.

What questions would be asked?
Maybe:
"Hey, I can only get three people to come to my shows. Why so many here?"
"Why do you get all the hot ladies when I'm the genius actor, author, musical composer, multi-instrumentalist?"
"What is Uri Tenpo's name doing on the sign on your podium?"

What would the answers be?
Maybe:
"Nice skirt!"
"How many CD-Rs fit in your nose?"
"He is the next ambassador to American Occupied Japan."

Is this photograph real?
It's on the Internet, isn't it? Democrat and presidential loser Al Gore invented the Internet, so it must be real.

The Marc Lowe Point supports The Donald Trump

The Marc Lowe Point supports The Donald Trump

 

All members of TMLP are staunch Republicans and support The Donald Trump.  Our fearless leader shall Make Music Great Again by eradicating the world of fake musicians on fake record labels with no physical address.  The lack of a physical address or a record pressing machine can best be described as Fake News.  It makes it impossible to make records and send out absentee ballots so more people can vote for The Donald. 



The greatest President ever to walk God's Green Earth also vows to vanquish a tone deaf terrible guitarist and pianist Enemy of the U.S.A.



America's gorgeous and voluptuous First Lady, Melania Trump, is reported to be Lady Gaga for TMLP.  The are unfounded rumors that TMLP will play the Trump-Pence 2020 inauguration party and Uri Tenpo bachelor party co-event hosted by MENSA, Capitol Records, and The Playboy Mansion Alumni Association.



GOD BLESS AMERICA!  

Presidential Recognition For Infamous Fake Musician

Infamous fake musician and owner of fake record label awarded with Presidential Recognition as a Fake Musician & Enemy of the U.S.A.  The greatest President ever to walk on God's green Earth, Donald Trump, presented the award live on streaming services.  The award includes a colour picture and certificate printed on genuine kosher high quality paper and comes in a luxurious Corinthian leather binder.  

Chants of "Make Music Great Again!" and "Make America Great Again!" were heard from the socially distanced masked crowd of Mexican lucha libre pro wrestlers who are in country to assist in building The Wall, which will be "Yyyyyyyuuuuuuggggeeeeellllllyyyyy better than Pink Floyd's Wall."

The Uri Tenpo Movement gives credit where credit is due and thanks our fearless leader for recognizing heinous musical crimes and extremely bad music for what it is---An enemy to the good ole U.S. of A.

God Bless America!

 

TMLP to play Donald Trump Birthday Party Live at URI TENPO HOTEL

☆★☆　BREAKING NEWS　☆★☆

 Legendary band from the Hawaiian luau circuit, TMLP ( aka The Marc Lowe Point - ex The Moana Luau Pakalolo ), to play a birthday live for Greatest President Ever, Mr. DONALD J. TRUMP, to celebrate his 74th birthday this June 14, 2020.

TMLP will play at the luxurious resort HOTEL 802 RICORSO DI URI TENPO, located on the Japanese pristine beach of the China Sea decorated with Korean cans and bottles.  It is the Japan's #1 resort with five Michelin 3 Star Restaurants on its premises.

This unprecedented event will be invitation only. Security will be out in force. Remember: No invitation = No entry (and possible beat down).

TMLP producer Uri Tenpo says "Hey, I just wanted to celebrate a great guy's birthday. Who cares about this Marcovid23 virus anyway? It hasn't killed anybody important. Besides, we are protected by liberty and pragmatism. This party will rock Japan like it has never rocked. TMLP will play some of their newer songs for the first time in addition to their impressive library of hits. Expect some covers catered exclusively for The Donald."