Why is the crowd so happy?
Because the PA system is not playing the fake music of fake musician Marc Lowe, but The Stars & Stripes Forever, which is a favorite in American Occupied Japan, even more so than The Carpenters, The Nolans and The Beatles.
What questions would be asked?
Maybe:
"Hey, I can only get three people to come to my shows. Why so many here?"
"Why do you get all the hot ladies when I'm the genius actor, author, musical composer, multi-instrumentalist?"
"What is Uri Tenpo's name doing on the sign on your podium?"
What would the answers be?
Maybe:
"Nice skirt!"
"How many CD-Rs fit in your nose?"
"He is the next ambassador to American Occupied Japan."
Is this photograph real?
It's on the Internet, isn't it? Democrat and presidential loser Al Gore invented the Internet, so it must be real.