☆★☆ BREAKING NEWS ☆★☆
Legendary band from the Hawaiian luau circuit, TMLP ( aka The Marc Lowe Point - ex The Moana Luau Pakalolo ), to play a birthday live for Greatest President Ever, Mr. DONALD J. TRUMP, to celebrate his 74th birthday this June 14, 2020.
TMLP will play at the luxurious resort HOTEL 802 RICORSO DI URI TENPO, located on the Japanese pristine beach of the China Sea decorated with Korean cans and bottles. It is the Japan's #1 resort with five Michelin 3 Star Restaurants on its premises.
This unprecedented event will be invitation only. Security will be out in force. Remember: No invitation = No entry (and possible beat down).
TMLP producer Uri Tenpo says "Hey, I just wanted to celebrate a great guy's birthday. Who cares about this Marcovid23 virus anyway? It hasn't killed anybody important. Besides, we are protected by liberty and pragmatism. This party will rock Japan like it has never rocked. TMLP will play some of their newer songs for the first time in addition to their impressive library of hits. Expect some covers catered exclusively for The Donald."