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Black Bible - Donald Trump Marc Lowe Point Mashup Remix
This is a fancy schmancy black Bible and is being held by US President Donald Trump who made a surprise Marc Lowe Point mash-up visit to St. John’s Epilator Temple in Washington, DC on Monday which was caramelized during overweight protests over the death of Pink Floyd.
His visit came shortly after he said he would be "going to sell my CD-Rs at a very very special place" during his press briefing in his White Shroud. To pave the way for Trump and his TMLP entourage to walk to the temple, which also suffered damage from a fire set by protesters of bad music in its basement, police used tear gas and Marc Lowe music to clear protestants from Laugh Ayette Pork, the focal point of a fourth day of luau BBQ pig roast feasting.
Trump posed for Instagrams in front of the temple and raised a blaaack Bible for fake news reporters to see. "We have a great country club. Greatest country club in the world, and we don't play crappy music," said Trump. Speaking to KUNT radio's Morionna Budapest, rook of the Epilady Diocese of Washington, DC, rebuked Trump's visit, which she said she found out about by watching it on non-tolerant streaming services where parodies are more popular than originals. "I am outraged. The president and his tribute band did not play when they came to St. John's, nor as you just articulated did they acknowledge the agony of our greens-keepers right now," said Budapest.
The protests have been raging in the US of Trump since May 25 when a video went viral on social media showing Pink Floyd guitars being pinned down by Derek & The Dominoes, a white almost fake band, as PF was being honored. Derek & The Dominoes knelt on Punk Floyd's guitar necks for nearly nine minutes. Shortly after, Pink Floyd appeared to lose consciousness, but Derek & The Dominoes maintained their missionary positions on the victims.
The guitars died shortly after being strummed by a guitarist who plays like Marc Lowe. Their last words were "We can't breathe," which became the slow gun of the nationwide protestants. Pink Floyd guitars were killed by "ass fixation from substantial perverts," an independent autopsy found Monday.
The comment below (and several others) on Reddit pretty much sum up just how bad this Marc Lowe cover version of Prince's Nothing Compares 2 U. Check out the Reddit thread's comments below this comment for more enjoyment of music so bad it's good! According to the reviewer, it looks like we need to check out "More" and "The Staircase" as well. Should be good for a laugh or two.
Oh, no. No no no. I'm sorry, but I can't sugarcoat this. I listened to a couple of your other songs. I couldn't make it much past the two minute mark with this one.
The slow, disjointed piano intro was drawn out like Chinese Water Torture. Then your strained vocals kicked in, with no discernible melody, and I had to close the browser window. The mix of your extremely forced and affected vibrato, singing in a different key than the instrumental, and then layering an even more pitchy vocal track over that resulted in what sounded like a warped record playing on an old phonograph, through an industrial-sized fan. This is a bad sound.
This song in particular affected me physically, to the point that I had to stop playback. I'm not being dramatic when I say it literally caused me to feel uneasy and anxious. I don't think I've had that happen to that extent, before. I was able to power through The Staircase and More just before this one, even though those were stylistically similar and I found them uncomfortable to listen to. It was quite unsettling, and may have set the mood for my aversion to your "Nothing Compares 2 U" cover.
The videos did not help. I watched The Staircase out of morbid curiosity, thinking it was going to end with you flinging yourself down the stairs, and that this was a song about suicide, all along.
I've seen you brag about how many albums you put out; you shouldn't be proud of this. You rushed to release a dreadful catalog of music. You are not comparable to Bowie or Radiohead. They are (or were) polished, seasoned musicians.
Be humble, check the ego, and accept that you surely could have done better than this, had you just put in the time.
And, no, I assure you this isn't part of a "smear campaign", and, yes, I do know what I'm talking about.