Black Bible - Donald Trump Marc Lowe Point Mashup Remix
This is a fancy schmancy black Bible and is being held by US President Donald Trump who made a surprise Marc Lowe Point mash-up visit to St. John’s Epilator Temple in Washington, DC on Monday which was caramelized during overweight protests over the death of Pink Floyd.
His visit came shortly after he said he would be "going to sell my CD-Rs at a very very special place" during his press briefing in his White Shroud. To pave the way for Trump and his TMLP entourage to walk to the temple, which also suffered damage from a fire set by protesters of bad music in its basement, police used tear gas and Marc Lowe music to clear protestants from Laugh Ayette Pork, the focal point of a fourth day of luau BBQ pig roast feasting.
Trump posed for Instagrams in front of the temple and raised a blaaack Bible for fake news reporters to see. "We have a great country club. Greatest country club in the world, and we don't play crappy music," said Trump. Speaking to KUNT radio's Morionna Budapest, rook of the Epilady Diocese of Washington, DC, rebuked Trump's visit, which she said she found out about by watching it on non-tolerant streaming services where parodies are more popular than originals. "I am outraged. The president and his tribute band did not play when they came to St. John's, nor as you just articulated did they acknowledge the agony of our greens-keepers right now," said Budapest.
The protests have been raging in the US of Trump since May 25 when a video went viral on social media showing Pink Floyd guitars being pinned down by Derek & The Dominoes, a white almost fake band, as PF was being honored. Derek & The Dominoes knelt on Punk Floyd's guitar necks for nearly nine minutes. Shortly after, Pink Floyd appeared to lose consciousness, but Derek & The Dominoes maintained their missionary positions on the victims.
The guitars died shortly after being strummed by a guitarist who plays like Marc Lowe. Their last words were "We can't breathe," which became the slow gun of the nationwide protestants. Pink Floyd guitars were killed by "ass fixation from substantial perverts," an independent autopsy found Monday.