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2020年8月13日木曜日
The Marc Lowe Point supports The Donald Trump
All members of TMLP are staunch Republicans and support The Donald Trump. Our fearless leader shall Make Music Great Again by eradicating the world of fake musicians on fake record labels with no physical address. The lack of a physical address or a record pressing machine can best be described as Fake News. It makes it impossible to make records and send out absentee ballots so more people can vote for The Donald.
The greatest President ever to walk God's Green Earth also vows to vanquish a tone deaf terrible guitarist and pianist Enemy of the U.S.A.
America's gorgeous and voluptuous First Lady, Melania Trump, is reported to be Lady Gaga for TMLP. The are unfounded rumors that TMLP will play the Trump-Pence 2020 inauguration party and Uri Tenpo bachelor party co-event hosted by MENSA, Capitol Records, and The Playboy Mansion Alumni Association.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
2020年8月8日土曜日
Presidential Recognition For Infamous Fake Musician
Infamous fake musician and owner of fake record label awarded with Presidential Recognition as a Fake Musician & Enemy of the U.S.A. The greatest President ever to walk on God's green Earth, Donald Trump, presented the award live on streaming services. The award includes a colour picture and certificate printed on genuine kosher high quality paper and comes in a luxurious Corinthian leather binder.
Chants of "Make Music Great Again!" and "Make America Great Again!" were heard from the socially distanced masked crowd of Mexican lucha libre pro wrestlers who are in country to assist in building The Wall, which will be "Yyyyyyyuuuuuuggggeeeeellllllyyyyy better than Pink Floyd's Wall."
The Uri Tenpo Movement gives credit where credit is due and thanks our fearless leader for recognizing heinous musical crimes and extremely bad music for what it is---An enemy to the good ole U.S. of A.
God Bless America!
