Beware! There is a fake doppelgänger! Blaaaaaackkkk Haaaaaiiiirrrr!

Beware!  There is a fake doppelgänger!  Blaaaaaackkkk Haaaaaiiiirrrr!
BTW, does fake doppelgänger mean "The real McCoy"?

Can you believe this sign??? Who would use this image without permission in the hopes to increase business to their hair salonica??? The Uri Tenpo Movement can only ponder what this barbershop quartet plays as BGM in their beauty parlour. Maybe they play a genre unique to Fukuoka Japan known as Hair Salonica, which is only listened to by a person wearing this dark shroud over her head trying not to be recognized as she buys 1910 Fruitgum Company used record to DJ at Utero at an event where more musicians are in the crowd than paid audience. Or perhaps, the image was downloaded from a fan site on 2 Channel or other such Internet BBS.

Our only advice is:  Just because you think it, doesn't make it true. Just because you say it, doesn't mean you do. And if you eat it, you will surely poo.

Uri Tenpo's review of This Dark Shroud

"You can re-brand manure, but it'll still be crap."
Sir Uri Tenpo
Purveyor of music so bad it's good



The title is surprisingly accurate.

It leaves even hearing impaired listeners in pain.

This Dark Shroud is the new dismal duo polluting the Internet with music so bad it's good.

Review:

Recommended play in shops hoping to go out of business. Might work in bars wishing to clear out the customers so the bartender can shag a groupie from a band that has groupies.  Goes well with bum wines like Mad Dog 20/20 and Night Train, as it will amplify the terrible hangover.

An important update about musical SPAM by Sir Uri Tenpo:

“Hahahaha, like OMG and gag me with a spoon!  Looks like the brainiac who made the video has taken it down.  Guess it left his or her ears in pain, as well.  Oh well, we’re fairly certain there will be new material of a dodgy quality for your aural pleasure. “. U.T.