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2019年9月30日月曜日

TMLP Party - All Welcome !!!

TMLP will be partying at Utero in Fukuoka this Friday October 4th.

Come meet the band.  TMLP will not be taking the stage but they will be taking your girlfriends.  There will be wonderful music for your aural pleasure.  It will certainly be "Sound Without Equal" when Darkness Revealed (aka Marc Lowe - no affiliation with TMLP which is a much better tribute band) graces the Utero stage at 10 PM.  Admission is only 2000 JPY - a bargain for the enjoyment you'll have watching this professional musician, genius songwriter, distinguished film maker, renowned author and unique performer.  There are no metal detectors so feel free to bring canned tomatoes and any spare tools laying around your factory or workshop.  TMLP is participating in a food and tool drive for orphaned children.  Just give your canned goods or tools to any TMLP member in the audience.  If you are unsure who to give them to, just throw them on stage at a high velocity.  Surely they will find their way to the orphans.

After party will be held at CLUB URANUS(ウラヌス)an upscale hostess lounge in Nakasu.  The password to get in the club is "Uri Tenpo is not a man. Uri Tenpo is a movement."  All the girls are between 20 and 35 and of a high caliber.  Much better than what will be in the Utero audience...


2019年8月4日日曜日

Beware! There is a fake doppelgänger! Blaaaaaackkkk Haaaaaiiiirrrr!

Beware!  There is a fake doppelgänger!  Blaaaaaackkkk Haaaaaiiiirrrr!
BTW, does fake doppelgänger mean "The real McCoy"?

Marc Lowe doppelgänger worst musician in Fukuoka

Can you believe this sign??? Who would use this image without permission in the hopes to increase business to their hair salonica??? The Uri Tenpo Movement can only ponder what this barbershop quartet plays as BGM in their beauty parlour. Maybe they play a genre unique to Fukuoka Japan known as Hair Salonica, which is only listened to by a person wearing this dark shroud over her head trying not to be recognized as she buys 1910 Fruitgum Company used record to DJ at Utero at an event where more musicians are in the crowd than paid audience. Or perhaps, the image was downloaded from a fan site on 2 Channel or other such Internet BBS.

Our only advice is:  Just because you think it, doesn't make it true. Just because you say it, doesn't mean you do. And if you eat it, you will surely poo.