Marc Lowe - The Way Out Is In as reviewed by Uri Tenpo Productions

Marc Lowe - The Way Out Is In

as reviewed by Uri Tenpo Productions

Fake musician and professional idiot Marc Lowe was apparently back in the studio creating more noise labeled as music for people to despise. His latest album, which must be about, oh, his 1000th album in just a few years, is sheer unadulterated dreck.

Overall, The Way Out Is In is a truly putrid piece of manure by a journeyman artist who has gotten progressively worse over the course of time. His compositional technique is a periscope into his narcissism and insanity. Musically and lyrically, the album is akin to roadkill on a Texas turnpike. It will have no appeal to anyone and should be avoided. For true masochists, especially those who belong to religious cults, UTP recommends that despite your desire to listen to this to die a painful aural death, you should still avoid it and get counseling. Lord knows the creator of this rubbish should. 

Uri Tenpo Productions estimates this album will sell five to ten copies, mostly purchases from live house owners who just buy it to grease the idiot's ego and get him to pay to play there again.

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Meet the newest member of the Uri Tenpo Movement, Senor Placebo Domingo

Meet the newest member of the Uri Tenpo Movement,

Senor Placebo Domingo.

Not much is known about Mr. Domingo except that he was a classically trained tenor and is an excellent music critic.  He recently took time out of his busy opera schedule to review some particularly horrid cover versions of Jeff Buckley and David Bowie.  His review can be seen on the video channel that promotes love and peace---YouTube:

 
This catchy review is entitled:

Uri Tenpo & Placebo Domingo ‘s review of Marc Lowe covers of Jeff Buckley and David Bowie

Uri Tenpo's review of This Dark Shroud

"You can re-brand manure, but it'll still be crap."
Sir Uri Tenpo
Purveyor of music so bad it's good



The title is surprisingly accurate.

It leaves even hearing impaired listeners in pain.

This Dark Shroud is the new dismal duo polluting the Internet with music so bad it's good.

Review:

Recommended play in shops hoping to go out of business. Might work in bars wishing to clear out the customers so the bartender can shag a groupie from a band that has groupies.  Goes well with bum wines like Mad Dog 20/20 and Night Train, as it will amplify the terrible hangover.

An important update about musical SPAM by Sir Uri Tenpo:

“Hahahaha, like OMG and gag me with a spoon!  Looks like the brainiac who made the video has taken it down.  Guess it left his or her ears in pain, as well.  Oh well, we’re fairly certain there will be new material of a dodgy quality for your aural pleasure. “. U.T.