Marc Lowe - The Way Out Is In as reviewed by Uri Tenpo Productions

Marc Lowe - The Way Out Is In

as reviewed by Uri Tenpo Productions

Fake musician and professional idiot Marc Lowe was apparently back in the studio creating more noise labeled as music for people to despise. His latest album, which must be about, oh, his 1000th album in just a few years, is sheer unadulterated dreck.

Overall, The Way Out Is In is a truly putrid piece of manure by a journeyman artist who has gotten progressively worse over the course of time. His compositional technique is a periscope into his narcissism and insanity. Musically and lyrically, the album is akin to roadkill on a Texas turnpike. It will have no appeal to anyone and should be avoided. For true masochists, especially those who belong to religious cults, UTP recommends that despite your desire to listen to this to die a painful aural death, you should still avoid it and get counseling. Lord knows the creator of this rubbish should. 

Uri Tenpo Productions estimates this album will sell five to ten copies, mostly purchases from live house owners who just buy it to grease the idiot's ego and get him to pay to play there again.

Marc Lowe's Latest Album

Stunning performance by a child in honor of his musical inspiration Marc Lowe

In this touching video a child honors his musical hero Marc Lowe by playing a toy keyboard even better than an established professional musician with over 50 albums produced on his very own professional record label. 

Perhaps someone at BLT Records will discover this young man and give him a contract. They could pay him with CD-Rs and bacon lettuce tomato sandwiches. Or, maybe, someone will introduce him to TMLP and Solomon Pickle will take him under his spicy wing and show him the rope a dope. Uri Tenpo's Walls of Sounds could always use more studio musicians.

Marc1 Fake Musician Marc Lowe remixed

Marc1 Fake Musician Marc Lowe remixed



Fake / ˈfāk / adjective
: not true, real, or genuine : counterfeit, sham
: a worthless imitation passed off as genuine
: impostor, charlatan

Fake Musician:

1) an idiot who claims to be a professional musician yet gets outsung by a heckler
2)a knob who bangs on a keyboard randomly and calls it music
3)a deadbeat who knocks off an album in one night

Yet another remix that really outdoes the original. A major improvement if you will. The Uri Tenpo Movement enjoys DJ JOV remixes but this INSAAANE series of 30 remixes available exclusively on Japanese streaming services is by far the best yet. Nobody knows much about the origin of these professionally engineered and remixed gems, but they are rumored to be from Australia or somewhere close to the South Pole. And, they have more views than the originals, so they must be better.

Marc Lowe CD Cover Proposal

On this splendid 1th of April we received a lovely and well choreographed album cover artistic submission.  Cherokee artist and Photoshop guru, the esteemed Mr. Prickly Succulent,  proposes the following image for a future Marc Lowe CD.  Perhaps he will approve it and honour the submitter in the lineage notes of his next hit album?  The image is titled “The Moon Sailors Are Seasick Of Music So Bad It’s Good And Cumposed In Ten Minutes Smoking Peace Pipe On The Reservation For A Table Of One”.  It is translated from old Cherokee language, which is verbose yet stunningly succinct.  If image is not selected perhaps an art gallery will display it and other of Prickly Succulent’s artworks?  That would be very fine.

Marc Lowe - Owner of fake record label