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2022年7月11日月曜日

Uri Tenpo Productions Presents THE ART of PRICKLY SUCCULENT - Japan Exhibition August 21st 2022

Uri Tenpo Productions

★ Presents ★

THE ART of PRICKLY SUCCULENT

Japan Exhibition・August 21st 2022

Comrades! It's been a minute! Did all of you watch TOP GUN II - MAVERICK? What did you think of it? I was impressed by the soundtrack, which, no surprise here, did not feature any horrid music by pretend musician Marc Lowe.

Speaking of Marc Lowe, the pretend musician will be featured in several art pieces by half-Mexican half-Italian half-Cherokee pro LGBT Native American artist Prickly Succulent at his first ever Japan Art Exhibition & Fiesta. 

The exhibition and fiesta will feature Succulent's art (desert art, parody art, caricatures, pretend musician Marc Lowe art, etc.9, music on records by real musicians who actually have talent and record contracts, Mexican and Italian food, merchandise sales, games, drinks (beer, wine, adult beverages, kiddie drinks, etc.) and an all around fun time.

The event is free of charge. The exhibit will run from 10:30 AM (JST) until 16:30 PM (JST), and will be held at the Moji Beer & Brick Museum in the historic Moji Ward of the Garden Paradise Kitakyushu on the Isle of Kyushu Japan. Venue is right between JR Moji Station and Route 199 by the sea.

Prickly Succulent Art Exhibition in Japan
Prickly Succulent Art Exhibition in Japan

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Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Is High In The Sky
Pretend Musician Marc Lowe Is High In The Sky

2022年2月23日水曜日

Native American Pro LGBT Artist Prickly Succulent's Amazing Sketch of Musician Marc Lowe

Native American Pro LGBT artist Prickly Succulent's amazing sketch of musician Marc Lowe as the Ugly Duckling of the Music Industry. Producer of all things amazing, Uri Tenpo, has declared this piece "GENIUS!" And, it is easy to see why.

Native American Pro LGBT artist Prickly Succulent's amazing sketch of musician Marc Lowe as the Ugly Duckling of the Music Industry. Producer of all things amazing, Uri Tenpo, has declared this piece "GENIUS!" And, it is easy to see why.
Amazing Sketch of Musician Marc Lowe


Besides the stunning vibrant color scheme used by Succulent, the picture paints a deep dark picture on a canvas of digital black nails. The often fired and publicly despised fake musician is cast as The Ugly Duckling. This fowl musician will spend the life of this art next to his own feces---Feces that symbolize the noise he declares to be genius music of a high caliber composition and production (It is not!). The duckling appears distraught, perhaps pondering why his beak is so big and why he, a duck of all creatures, would be cursed with buck teeth. How many other ducks suffer from malocclusions? Not many. The unkempt balding hair is also symbolic of people who exemplify the Dunning-Kruger Effect by claiming to be talented geniuses while they are actually incompetent but too narcissistic to realize the truth. Succulent was able to achieve this difficult artistic concept with just a few strokes of his trusty Zebra Brand Sarasa 1.00mm black ballpoint pen.

Priced to move at just $2222.22 USD, this is a real bargain. There are only a few people who are fortunate enough to have original Prickly Succulent masterpieces in their homes or offices. You could be one of the lucky ones if you act now. Operators are standing by, and because Uri Tenpo Productions is an Equal Opportunity Employer some operators are standing bi. Remember, Prick is a pro LGBT artist. He is also a very sought after mysterious Native American artist who is half-Cherokee, and also half-Italian and half-Mexican.

The rumors flying around Hollywood tell us that Paramount and Disney are both considering using this piece as the foundation for a new children's blockbuster movie about The Ugly Duckling. The film's score and soundtrack, in an ironic but logical choice, will feature music by NOT Marc Lowe. Hollywood knows that music can ruin a film and would never use sub-standard music composed by an idiot on a Casio keyboard. 


2020年9月1日火曜日

Whistler's Nostrils - A Work Of Art - by artists with God given gifts

Whistler's Nostrils
A Work Of Art
by artists with God given gifts

Marc Lowe Musician Whistler's Nostrils
Whistler's Nostrils

What can we say about this except that this sketch by Le Artiste PRICKLY SUCCULENT (official cameraman of The Marc Lowe Point and cinematographer of The Uri Tenpo Movement), when painted by Le Artiste ANNE TONI BASQUETCASE, is nothing short of a masterpiece. These two professional artists, with so many very many amazing credentials, took on this yyyyuuuuuugggge undertaking that is both a side project for the artists, and an artistic collaboration, as well. The result of their God given gifts is this work of art. It's title? Why, "WHISTLER'S NOSTRILS", of course.

The attention to detail is amazing. It captures the emotions of the subject, object and verb very well. Succulent's sketchy artichokes coupled with Basquetcase's paint strokes make no jokes in this priceless work of art. The sounds the viewers of this art will hear resemble the cascading harmonies and brilliant new chord progressions of Brian Wilson in his prime, and the melodies of Gershwin and Bach at their musical pinnacles. This painting is both why The Mona Lisa is smiling and why Beethoven rolls over. This is by far better than Sgt. Pepper, Pet Sounds, Dark Side of the Moon, Thriller, Born To Run, IV, Velvet Underground, and Highway 61 Revisted---COMBINED! It might even be almost as good as any Lady Gaga album, but not quite. Not quite. But close! Real close.

This remarkable painting was curated by Tess Tickles at the prestigious Uri Tenpo Art Gallery, an art gallery with no physical address rumored to have countless art masterpieces, famous paintings and rare sculptures all on CD-R or streaming services. And, last year, a truly fabulous musician, star singer, and top ranked genius known as MARC GLOWE purchased this rare piece of half-Italian, half-Cherokee, and half-Mexican artwork for the unheard of sum of 1,000 Korean Won. That's right folks, one-thousand(!) Korean Won. 

Mr. Glowe bought the painting to put on display on his luxury ship, The Black Pole, which sails The Black Sea. Lifestyle Condoms of the Famous Rich reported in an LCOTFR exclusive special broadcast about Marc Glowe that the painting remains under a shroud only to be seen by Mr. Glowe and his pet gecko, who is affectionately named Glass. The peculiar genius has stated previously to the media that true art can only be truly appreciated by true musical geniuses, genius artists, and reptiles. Makes sense.  

2020年8月19日水曜日

Rex Malum Musica

Title:  Rex Malum Musica
Artist:  Prickly Succulent
Format:  Monochrome Sketch

Artsy Fartsy Magazine describes it as "A masterpiece!  Anyone who doesn't like this is clearly a fan hater troll and anti-Semitic!  Prick has outdone himself once again.  This half-Italian half-Mexican half-Cherokee has a God given gift.  This would be a wonderful album cover for a real band like The Rolling Stones or Led Zeppelin.  Not so much for a fake musician on a fake record label."

Mexico The Wall Journal describes it as "Muy bueno!  No aceptes la mala música. Muerte a los malos músicos. Viva el señor Prickly Succulent!"

清川新聞 「マジであの超音痴とド下手フェイクミュージシャンにそっくり!キモイ!」

Phonics Ebonics Magazine "B, bu, Blaaack Nails through the wrists cause people to c, su, cease to exist, yo. His music we detest, bro. And, he's a p, pu, pest, tho. Word!"

marc lowe