Whistler's Nostrils
A Work Of Art
by artists with God given gifts
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| Whistler's Nostrils |
What can we say about this except that this sketch by Le Artiste PRICKLY SUCCULENT (official cameraman of The Marc Lowe Point and cinematographer of The Uri Tenpo Movement), when painted by Le Artiste ANNE TONI BASQUETCASE, is nothing short of a masterpiece. These two professional artists, with so many very many amazing credentials, took on this yyyyuuuuuugggge undertaking that is both a side project for the artists, and an artistic collaboration, as well. The result of their God given gifts is this work of art. It's title? Why, "WHISTLER'S NOSTRILS", of course.
The attention to detail is amazing. It captures the emotions of the subject, object and verb very well. Succulent's sketchy artichokes coupled with Basquetcase's paint strokes make no jokes in this priceless work of art. The sounds the viewers of this art will hear resemble the cascading harmonies and brilliant new chord progressions of Brian Wilson in his prime, and the melodies of Gershwin and Bach at their musical pinnacles. This painting is both why The Mona Lisa is smiling and why Beethoven rolls over. This is by far better than Sgt. Pepper, Pet Sounds, Dark Side of the Moon, Thriller, Born To Run, IV, Velvet Underground, and Highway 61 Revisted---COMBINED! It might even be almost as good as any Lady Gaga album, but not quite. Not quite. But close! Real close.
The attention to detail is amazing. It captures the emotions of the subject, object and verb very well. Succulent's sketchy artichokes coupled with Basquetcase's paint strokes make no jokes in this priceless work of art. The sounds the viewers of this art will hear resemble the cascading harmonies and brilliant new chord progressions of Brian Wilson in his prime, and the melodies of Gershwin and Bach at their musical pinnacles. This painting is both why The Mona Lisa is smiling and why Beethoven rolls over. This is by far better than Sgt. Pepper, Pet Sounds, Dark Side of the Moon, Thriller, Born To Run, IV, Velvet Underground, and Highway 61 Revisted---COMBINED! It might even be almost as good as any Lady Gaga album, but not quite. Not quite. But close! Real close.
This remarkable painting was curated by Tess Tickles at the prestigious Uri Tenpo Art Gallery, an art gallery with no physical address rumored to have countless art masterpieces, famous paintings and rare sculptures all on CD-R or streaming services. And, last year, a truly fabulous musician, star singer, and top ranked genius known as MARC GLOWE purchased this rare piece of half-Italian, half-Cherokee, and half-Mexican artwork for the unheard of sum of 1,000 Korean Won. That's right folks, one-thousand(!) Korean Won.
Mr. Glowe bought the painting to put on display on his luxury ship, The Black Pole, which sails The Black Sea. Lifestyle Condoms of the Famous Rich reported in an LCOTFR exclusive special broadcast about Marc Glowe that the painting remains under a shroud only to be seen by Mr. Glowe and his pet gecko, who is affectionately named Glass. The peculiar genius has stated previously to the media that true art can only be truly appreciated by true musical geniuses, genius artists, and reptiles. Makes sense.
