2019年6月25日火曜日

Dark Shroud Records recording artist Marc Lowe sets YouTube record!

Dark Shroud Records recording artist Marc Lowe sets YouTube record!


This is a screen shot submitted by loyal comrade.  It indicates that the song Open on the non-vinyl record Neverland misspelled and sold by Dark Shroud Records has managed to achieve a whopping 22 views in just one month.  Even more impressively, it has racked up a staggering 135 thumbs downs.  Wow!  How does this even happen?  The music of Marc Lowe defies physics and logic!  Amazing!

Members of the Uri Tenpo Movement speculate that there might be Russian interference, perhaps because Russia will play Japan in Japan at the 2019 Rugby World Cup.  Putin has made it abundantly clear with his body language that he does not want Mr. Lowe to play State Anthem of the Russian Federation (Music: Alexander Alexandrov / Lyrics: Sergey Mikhalkov) out of fear of an egregious cacophonous remix lacking any dynamics or feel.

YouTube and Google could not be reached for comment but would probably say "Umm, like, I guess the end users just didn't like it very much.  We make YouTube useful for the end-user by offering a simple choice between a thumbs up and a thumbs down.  So, unless they were upside down or had double vision or something like that, umm, they would've like hit the thumbs up if they liked it.  Our Al Gore isms indicate that people who like the music or sound give a thumbs up while those who find it offensive or crappy give it a thumbs down then whine about it on social media so other entitled persons can do the same."  Because that is how Americans talk.

It is our sincerest hope that people listen with an open mind and give it the rating it deserves:


Remember now --- A thumbs up means you like it and a thumbs down means you don't.  It's EZ PZ rubber squeegee!

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