Ukraine to use Marc Lowe CD-Rs as a defense against invading Russian military forces. It is hoped that the ear damaging cacophony of Marc Lowe noise will make the Russians retreat and leave Ukraine alone. As a preventive measure, all Ukrainian citizens will be issued ear plugs to ensure they do not suffer the same punishment administered to the Ruskies. The leaders of Ukraine have instructed citizens on how to play the CD-Rs, which will be donated by NATO and the New Jersey Institute of Narcissistic Genius Musicans Who Can't Play Anything in the next few hours. Ukraine is also toying with the idea of dropping boomboxes streaming Marc Lowe music on Spotify on Moscow to terrorize the Russian politicians responsible for their aggression on what was a peaceful Marc Lowe Music Free Zone in Eastern Europe.