Paul McCartney and Wings are responsible for the worst Christmas song of all time with this stinker. It sounds like Paul made it on a Casiotone and simplified enough for Linda to be able to learn in about two or three months. Surely he wrote it in June to have her practice it and leave him alone for a few months before he released it for Xmas. Or, he did it as joke to prove to somone on the inside that people will buy whatever crap he writes. So bad it's good!
Genus: Syntho-Pop
Species: Fecal Festive "Music"