2019年12月25日水曜日

The Internet has spoken --- This is the new WORST XMAS SONG EVER !!!

The Internet has spoken --- This is the new WORST XMAS SONG EVER !!!

For many, many years, Paul McCartney held the thrown for Worst Christmas Song Ever.  But, now, a keyboard player worse than Linda McCartney (how is that even possible) has sprung up from some orchestral manure in the Big Mikan Patch of Metropolitan Tokyo.

Paul was just high on pot and jokingly made his song.  However, this horrendous abomination of Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence by Marc Lowe was probably made in seriousness.  Furthermore, the person responsible for this auditory rubbish probably thought it was good.

We held a rare seance with the living thru a medium and asked the spirit of Ryuichi Sakamato what he thought.  He threw up.

Here you go, folks, the former worst holiday song followed by the new king of holiday music trash.



<<< NOTE:  Video has since been deleted from YouTube (probably by YouTube because of a class-action lawsuit for ear damage>>>

You'll probably want to throw up, too.

 Uri Tenpo recommends this medicine for nausea:

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