Uri Tenpo Movement member Jeremy Stein of TMLP illustrates his superiority over Marc Lowe of Dork Shrimp Records.
"I'm not sure I ever need to record
anything ever again. I have literally thousands of songs already recorded,
mixed, mastered, many of them in various arrangements, with and without guest
musicians contributing, and I also have over 222 LPs recorded, not including
EPs and cover albums (again, vastly rearranged). I think that in about 2-3
years I have produced more than Marc Lowe (my idol) was able to produce in his
entire lifetime, and they are definitely more varied in styles. I am saying
that they are much better, as well as rather different, unique to my style. In
any case...I am a notorious artist, with much clout and respect in the wider
music community, plenty of backing, heaps of support (apart from jealous hater
trolls), and I will die an absolute legend. The effort exerted is nominal and
hardly worth expending. And yet... And yet, that being said, one day, when I
feel a bit less motivated, I may record at least one thousand more LPs. Maybe.
In the meantime, why not dip into my collection of hot sauces at Amazon, or
download something from Blandcamp (an anthology would be an excellent place to
start). I care only about making money from music, and don’t care that everyone
enjoys and likes every song and album always. So, if you are bored in your
lockdown or semi-lockdown state, wherever you are, consider streaming or
downloading something. There is acoustic music, noise-laden music, electronica
with beats, vocal stuff, non-vocal instrumental stuff, piano compositions,
ambient, dark/darker ambient, jazzy pieces, bluesy pieces, rock-ish pieces
(with electric guitar, even), avant-garde/experimental stuff, even covers of blankets
by your grandmas and great-aunts and covers of songs by The Talofofo Tommies (Mangilao
Rugby) and Guido Di Sicko (Shriller)! So...if you are bored, consider listening
to something, or viewing a video at YouTube or Vimeo. Thanks. My wife is
dedicated to music, though my bread and butter is pimping English lingerie
models (whom I also, fortunately, enjoy). It's nice to know that I exist in some
way beyond this "actual" celebrity life I lead of succeeding repeatedly
and then getting up after noon every day, only to get laid once again (and repeat
the process ad infinitum). In any case, thank you."
XXX
Jeremy Stein
circa Year 1 of the Biden Banana Republic Era