According to JR Kyushu's animated spokesman, JR Kyushu has ascertained, correctly, I might add, that Marc Lowe sucks even worse than JR Kyushu. Uri Tenpo Productions would like to offer its heartfelt congratulations to fake musician and songwriter Marc Lowe on single-handedly out-sucking the world's worst railway.
Uri Tenpo is not a Man! Uri Tenpo is a MOVEMENT!
Onward Comrades!
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