Comrades!
Christmas came early this year.
Colonel Sanders declares KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken a Marc Lowe Music Free Zone. This amazing announcement was made by none other than KFC's founder, Harland Sanders on December 16, 2020, exactly 40 years since he passed away. The key members of the Uri Tenpo Movement hold seances regularly and one of their advisors is the Spirit of Colonel Sanders who lives in the Heavenly State of Kentucky.
This Christmas you can take your families to KFC for a delicious meal of healthy fried chicken in a peaceful and pleasant Marc Lowe Music Free Zone. There will be cacophony of random noises and pig squeals to disturb your family dinner---If you still have a family, that is.
Be very safety this holiday season. Avoid the Marcovid23 Virus. Avoid crappy live houses and coffee shops that let fake musicians pay to play. Don't wasted Shekels on CD-Rs burned by fake record labels. Eat Kentucky Fried Chicken and buy stock in YUM (NYSE: YUM)
YUM! BRANDS INC. includes Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. All are Marc Lowe Music Free Zone and excellent dining establishments. Eat well and be swell. Don't impale yourself on a black nail.