Breaking news from The Uri Tenpo News Network desk in the luxurious Taipei 101 in The Orient:
Supremes Founder & Fearless Leader Chairman Xi Jinping declares West Taiwan a Marc Lowe Music Free Zone. The country formerly known as China can't stand the racket. Because they can't stand the racket, the WTA will hold no more tennis tournaments there. West Taiwan responded to American insolence by banning fake musician Marc Lowe and his cacophonous noise mislabeled as music from West Taiwan.
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There are unfounded rumors that Diana Ross has hired Uri Tenpo to produce her next solo album "Old But Still A Beach" currently being recorded in Marc Shroud Studios in the Big Mikan of Tokyo, Metropolis of the Orient.
Stay safe this Hanukkah by avoiding anything related to toxic fake musician poseur Marc Lowe.