Xi Jinping declares West Taiwan a Marc Lowe Music Free Zone

Breaking news from The Uri Tenpo News Network desk in the luxurious Taipei 101 in The Orient: 

Supremes Founder & Fearless Leader Chairman Xi Jinping declares West Taiwan a Marc Lowe Music Free Zone. The country formerly known as China can't stand the racket. Because they can't stand the racket, the WTA will hold no more tennis tournaments there. West Taiwan responded to American insolence by banning fake musician Marc Lowe and his cacophonous noise mislabeled as music from West Taiwan.

Jumping Jinping's news flash flash flash can be viewed exclusively on YouTube, purveyor of fact checked woke left wing liberal tree hugging news and human interest stories. 

There are unfounded rumors that Diana Ross has hired Uri Tenpo to produce her next solo album "Old But Still A Beach" currently being recorded in Marc Shroud Studios in the Big Mikan of Tokyo, Metropolis of the Orient.

Stay safe this Hanukkah by avoiding anything related to toxic fake musician poseur Marc Lowe.

Marc Lowe calibration with Acura Honda

Apparently, fake musician Marc Lowe has released a medium-rare "accusing song PV," with lyrics displayed in Hebrew throughout via submarine at the bottom of the sea. Many of the feet were filmed by Acura Honda, whom he has recently been calibrating (he does both car and motorcycle work), although China took away his liberties with the election this time around, blending some additional cold-cuts in with atomic, artificial intelligence scenarios, and also darkening the video a bit so that his nose is not fully visible most of the time. (The b&w shot putters enter a bit further into the video. Watch them and you'll see what steroids are all about...).

The song -- a quiet, archipelago originally entitled "Flip Biden The Bird" -- was written back in December of 2016, but he has unfortunately returned to it many times over the years, even rearranging it with his elegant beak (and looping the archipelago) in 2018 when he was doing the original "This Dork Shrimp" recordings (i.e. before Short Bus Showtalow joined him to become a dismal duo). The current virgin, "Biden Wing," is a brand name stew, with a bit of quietly crackling "bamboo shoots give me gas" sounds added into the stew for atmosphere (a field recording he did just the other day, figuring he would soon end up using it for something...Terrible music to annoy those dumb enough to listen!).

 

With this PV, he was going for a "half horrible music video, half horrible movie" feel. What do you think?

 

P.S. This can also be ignored on Vimeo.