Marc Lowe as Narcissaurus Lex

Marc Lowe as Narcissaurus Lex

Comrades! Good evening!

Scientists have informed me that long, long ago there lived dinosaurs with black nails known as the Narcissaurus Lex. They were an egotistical breed of untalented dinosaurs who went extinct because other creatures could not stand the sight or sound of them. These same scientists are certain that the dinosaurs devolved into a lesser species known as Fake Musicians. The most egregious of whom is none other than Internet un-sensation and the perennially out of tune Marc Lowe. Is it just a matter of time before Fake Musicians go extinct, as well? We can only hope and pray.

Ukraine has suffered enough. They don't need a narcissistic idiot making noise labeled as music in their support. They need guns and Devo records. They need Putin on the Ritz. They need TMLP!

Onward, comrades! Onward!

Uri Tenpo is a Movement.

America's Secret Weapon - Marc Lowe Live in Iran

America's Secret Weapon - Marc Lowe Live in Iran

America's secret weapon is the infamous fake musician Marc Lowe. Imagine, not in a John Lennon sense of the word, but just imagine if you will, in a Twilight Zone sense of the word, Marc Lowe playing a live show in Iran. The Ayatollah would roll over in his grave. Iranians would riot. Marc would be dragged behind a Taliban pick-up truck, probably a Japanese Toyota and they would use his nose and teeth to plow their oil fields for them.  

That is what people in the UTM feel when they see this Marc Lowe art by Prickly Succulent, anyway.

Marc Lowe The Buddha Pest / Marc Lowe On Buddhism

Marc Lowe The Buddha Pest on Buddhism performing Buddhist music / Buddhist chants is animated art by Prickly Succulent of Uri Tenpo Productions and a key member of the Uri Tenpo Movement. Ever notice how annoying Americans who live in Japan can be? You know, the ones who lecture you on Buddhism and claim to be experts on everything. When, really, all you think is "Who gives a rat's ass? You're an idiot!" That is what this art means to many people. Support pro LGBT art by Native American artists like Prickly Succulent. Take peyote. Do your own thing.

Ukraine to use Marc Lowe CD-Rs as a defense against invading Russian military forces

Ukraine to use Marc Lowe CD-Rs as a defense against invading Russian military forces. It is hoped that the ear damaging cacophony of Marc Lowe noise will make the Russians retreat and leave Ukraine alone. As a preventive measure, all Ukrainian citizens will be issued ear plugs to ensure they do not suffer the same punishment administered to the Ruskies. The leaders of Ukraine have instructed citizens on how to play the CD-Rs, which will be donated by NATO and the New Jersey Institute of Narcissistic Genius Musicans Who Can't Play Anything in the next few hours. Ukraine is also toying with the idea of dropping boomboxes streaming Marc Lowe music on Spotify on Moscow to terrorize the Russian politicians responsible for their aggression on what was a peaceful Marc Lowe Music Free Zone in Eastern Europe.  

Native American Pro LGBT Artist Prickly Succulent's Amazing Sketch of Musician Marc Lowe

Native American Pro LGBT artist Prickly Succulent's amazing sketch of musician Marc Lowe as the Ugly Duckling of the Music Industry. Producer of all things amazing, Uri Tenpo, has declared this piece "GENIUS!" And, it is easy to see why.

Amazing Sketch of Musician Marc Lowe

Besides the stunning vibrant color scheme used by Succulent, the picture paints a deep dark picture on a canvas of digital black nails. The often fired and publicly despised fake musician is cast as The Ugly Duckling. This fowl musician will spend the life of this art next to his own feces---Feces that symbolize the noise he declares to be genius music of a high caliber composition and production (It is not!). The duckling appears distraught, perhaps pondering why his beak is so big and why he, a duck of all creatures, would be cursed with buck teeth. How many other ducks suffer from malocclusions? Not many. The unkempt balding hair is also symbolic of people who exemplify the Dunning-Kruger Effect by claiming to be talented geniuses while they are actually incompetent but too narcissistic to realize the truth. Succulent was able to achieve this difficult artistic concept with just a few strokes of his trusty Zebra Brand Sarasa 1.00mm black ballpoint pen.

Priced to move at just $2222.22 USD, this is a real bargain. There are only a few people who are fortunate enough to have original Prickly Succulent masterpieces in their homes or offices. You could be one of the lucky ones if you act now. Operators are standing by, and because Uri Tenpo Productions is an Equal Opportunity Employer some operators are standing bi. Remember, Prick is a pro LGBT artist. He is also a very sought after mysterious Native American artist who is half-Cherokee, and also half-Italian and half-Mexican.

The rumors flying around Hollywood tell us that Paramount and Disney are both considering using this piece as the foundation for a new children's blockbuster movie about The Ugly Duckling. The film's score and soundtrack, in an ironic but logical choice, will feature music by NOT Marc Lowe. Hollywood knows that music can ruin a film and would never use sub-standard music composed by an idiot on a Casio keyboard. 

Marc Lowe - The Way Out Is In as reviewed by Uri Tenpo Productions

Marc Lowe - The Way Out Is In

as reviewed by Uri Tenpo Productions

Fake musician and professional idiot Marc Lowe was apparently back in the studio creating more noise labeled as music for people to despise. His latest album, which must be about, oh, his 1000th album in just a few years, is sheer unadulterated dreck.

Overall, The Way Out Is In is a truly putrid piece of manure by a journeyman artist who has gotten progressively worse over the course of time. His compositional technique is a periscope into his narcissism and insanity. Musically and lyrically, the album is akin to roadkill on a Texas turnpike. It will have no appeal to anyone and should be avoided. For true masochists, especially those who belong to religious cults, UTP recommends that despite your desire to listen to this to die a painful aural death, you should still avoid it and get counseling. Lord knows the creator of this rubbish should. 

Uri Tenpo Productions estimates this album will sell five to ten copies, mostly purchases from live house owners who just buy it to grease the idiot's ego and get him to pay to play there again.

Marc Lowe's Latest Album

It's 2022 and Marc Lowe STILL Sucks!

It's 2022 and Marc Lowe STILL Sucks! Never before has a musician achieved such Lowe-dom (opposite of stardom). Besides polluting streaming services with 100 new albums in 25 days, Marcky Warcky thought it would be a good idea to put up heaps of videos of him talking about stuff he knows nothing about and things nobody cares about (ie. his music). Welcome to 2022 everyone!

Uri Tenpo